Wavey Davey (uncheckmarked)

I eat Cheetos with chopsticks, sort my laundry alphabetically, in high school voted most likely to put the lime in the coconut. And Elon Musk is an evil genius

[Wavey Davey (uncheckmarked) @DaveyThink]

It's like a roller coaster. #DescribeSexBadly You wait forever to get on. It lasts two minutes. You both scream. Then it's over.

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My last tweet

[Wavey Davey (uncheckmarked) @DaveyThink]

#FAFO I have to admit I've done both. That's why my tweets tonight will be my last ones.

I can no longer in good conscience be a content provider for the new guy.

[Kick It Up A Nacho 🖕🏼✖️🖕🏼 @kickitupanacho]

@DaveyThink Ugh landlords! I went to court against one, for some reason he sued me out of the 4 who lived there. I got my evidence together to prove we rightfully stopped rent due to a list of things.
I wasn’t allowed to argue my side because I didn’t fill out some $450 form. I had no money!

[Wavey Davey (uncheckmarked) @DaveyThink]

@tunaofthesky I'm starting to think Human and Kind is an oxymoron.

[Wavey Davey (uncheckmarked) @DaveyThink]

#DoneWithThis

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@KaylaChowShow Yes, and I've been in a movie on VHS,

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My absolute favorites are @brotherofdennis @joeybagovdonuts and @caldmurchfield

But Noel Skum has ruined this space for me.
I consider #FAFO as threat speech and I don't want to be a part of this anymore.

[Wavey Davey (uncheckmarked) @DaveyThink]

@kickitupanacho I admire your optimism. But I've faced my share of bad landlords and I can't share your optimism.

I truly wanted to be proven wrong.

So I leave you with one last thought. Rich men don't do time, they buy it.

[Kick It Up A Nacho 🖕🏼✖️🖕🏼 @kickitupanacho]

@DaveyThink That would be nice, but I still have a sliver of hope we can make that world here

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

Nazis are bad, m’kay?

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@EndlessJeopardy Who are the people that left twitter.

[Kick It Up A Nacho 🖕🏼✖️🖕🏼 @kickitupanacho]

I’m sure Kanye will use his 12-hour suspension from Twitter as a time to do some quiet reflection and personal self-assessment. Then come back a completely different person.

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#ElonSaysHelloISayGoodbye thanks for everyone who laughed with me here. But it’s just not funny anymore.

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#DeadToMe Could the writers at least give me one episode that didn’t reduce me to both laughter and tears.

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@iamnotchjohnson I don’t think we’re meant to.

[Kick It Up A Nacho 🖕🏼✖️🖕🏼 @kickitupanacho]

Suing for the time being wrong on the microwaveable Velveeta Shells & Cheese packaging is ludicrous. She should sue for the packaging claiming Velveeta is cheese!

#LSSC

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@emmasaurustex Lisa. She grew up like I did. A genius amongst people pleasers and imbeciles.

[Kick It Up A Nacho 🖕🏼✖️🖕🏼 @kickitupanacho]

About to watch the last episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Sort of sad because I’ve been enjoying watching it every night.
On the bright side there is an interactive Kimmy Schmidt movie to help ease the pain. And with my long-Covid brain they might all be new to me tomorrow.

[Wavey Davey (uncheckmarked) @DaveyThink]

@kickitupanacho My love for that show is unbreakable