I eat Cheetos with chopsticks, sort my laundry alphabetically, in high school voted most likely to put the lime in the coconut. And Elon Musk is an evil genius
#FAFO I have to admit I've done both. That's why my tweets tonight will be my last ones.
I can no longer in good conscience be a content provider for the new guy.
@DaveyThink Ugh landlords! I went to court against one, for some reason he sued me out of the 4 who lived there. I got my evidence together to prove we rightfully stopped rent due to a list of things.
I wasn’t allowed to argue my side because I didn’t fill out some $450 form. I had no money!
@kickitupanacho I admire your optimism. But I've faced my share of bad landlords and I can't share your optimism.
I truly wanted to be proven wrong.
So I leave you with one last thought. Rich men don't do time, they buy it.
I’m sure Kanye will use his 12-hour suspension from Twitter as a time to do some quiet reflection and personal self-assessment. Then come back a completely different person.
Suing for the time being wrong on the microwaveable Velveeta Shells & Cheese packaging is ludicrous. She should sue for the packaging claiming Velveeta is cheese!
#LSSC
About to watch the last episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Sort of sad because I’ve been enjoying watching it every night.
On the bright side there is an interactive Kimmy Schmidt movie to help ease the pain. And with my long-Covid brain they might all be new to me tomorrow.