Vincent Van Joe

Rated PG for adult grammar and brief nerdity. Writer. Lefter. He/him.

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

I wish other people my age weren’t so old.

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

This is just so embarrassing. I’m honestly having a hard time thinking of a sadder, more desperate, more misguided attempt to be cool.

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

“The truth is not in here”

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

So will bookmarked tweets be known as X-Files now?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

oh wow, he’s renaming it “X”? that is very cool to me, a huge dweeb who sucks

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

I opened a breakfast bag of Doritos for us darling

[Jono @whoinvitedjon]

Some won't agree with me but when you're at the pool I believe in allowing cannonball-ism

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

Will I understand Twitter X if I didn’t watch Twitters I - IX?

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

“Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day is an underrated banger

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

@realsusandixon

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

Gotta love those 90s movies where they clearly didn’t trust the audience to have a basic level of digital literacy yet so they’d do stuff like showing someone access the internet by typing “internet access” into a computer.

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

I told someone that I’d be happy to set up a meeting with them at their convenience and they scheduled it for 4 o’clock on a Friday so I reported them to HR

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

*Montreal*

CASHIER: bonjour

ME: oh! bonjour

CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir?

ME: well it looks like the jig is up

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

“I’m not racist. I don’t care if you’re black, white, or purple!”

Grimace: *narrows eyes*

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

(day 2 of adulthood) well I gave it a shot

[Shawn Chatfield @ShawnFatfield]

I have the best tweet if Oppenheimer does bad at the box office. You’re not going to believe how clever it is.

[Collin Murr @CollinMurr]

Republicans on Twitter: Children are literally using litter boxes!

Also Republicans on Twitter: Hi, my name is Catturd.

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

Bruno Mars Every kid ever

🤝

Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch

[Vincent Van Joe @onecreativejoe]

I will binge 130 episodes of a TV show I’m only kind of into before I watch some YouTuber talk for an hour.