Jason Not Evil

Screenwriter and fart joke enthusiast

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[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

"it's just like riding a bicycle"

Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

Avatar Fire and Ash is like Raiders prime time games: nobody asked for it, but they're sure as fuck giving it to us anyways

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@ScreenWriteMe It's a passion!

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@thefunnytweeter Thank you!

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

I need to become a boxer. I mean, I hate fighting but love wearing shorts with superfluous fringe

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

This signals the official end of Toyotathon

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@Vhalechark This joke is beautiful

[Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @Vhalechark]

🎵 You don’t wanna fuck with Santa
Cause Santa will fucking kill you

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

@mom_tho Big hugs, sis❤️🍅

[meghan @deloisivete]

me: *starts the washer*

me, two minutes later: what's that noise

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Jake Paul inspired me to wake up my dad and punch him in the face

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

“Okay, climb in and let’s try this again.”

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

@ohgeorgeishere It's not too late

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Welcome to your 40s. You are now in a garage band with the neighborhood dads

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@deephurting They'll sneak up on you

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@HamiltonBurger I salute you

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@iAmMistiReed You're in

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@lilspanky It comes when you least expect it

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@mxmclain

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@justinmatic5000 Dad Moon Rising