aKa_LilBroomstick😈

always keep the grass cut so you can see the snakes come

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

Tbf I don’t care if you’re Zendaya if you cook my dead cat and feed it to me I’m out that bitch 👋

[cam❤️‍🔥 @mcflying88mph]

BEAR GOT TIRED OF HIS 7 YEAR CRUSH AFTER A WEEK????

I know he was a pos, BUT BRO REALLY DID NOT CARE ABOUT NIKKI!!!

I thought it was at least a month or two!!!!

This makes it even more upsetting!!!!

[dre @v2TokyoGhost]

LMFAOOOOOO new generational gif just dropped holy fuck this is definitely going triple platinum

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

If you paying $450 a cut I got beach house in Idaho that you would absolutely love

[Ac Hampton @HamptonAc_]

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped.

"Ac, I'm set for life"

$140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office.

I congratulated him but I had to show him the math.

$140K salary = $8,750/month after tax

$2,800 rent
$650 car payment (Audi A4)
$280 insurance
$180 gas
$1,200 DoorDash
$400 eating out
$200 gym
$120 subscriptions
$1,500 bottle service
$900 barber (2x a week)
$500 going out
$200 random expenses

He's left with $820.

Daycare? $2,000/month.

Now he's -$1,180 every month.

$140K/year is survival, bro.

how about you setup a store

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

😂😂😂

[Chief @chiefflips]

can’t ever forget when Tsu did this on live 😭

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

DEMON HOME PUSSY!!! @Tsu_Surf

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

Calm yourself 😭😭😭

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

When it’s your first day in Jujutsu Kaisen 😂😭🤦🏾‍♂️

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

@CleanHunnitz “To me , you’re like a knife lying on the ground” goes so fucking hard

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

@jaelethal @Sc4rletQue3n @ThunderTheDevil I think if maki would have died and Mai had the desire to drow stronger she definitely could have reached yorozus level with enough training, whereas if maki doesn’t die I think it would have been impossible for Mai’s ceiling to be that high.

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

You know there’s a word for this 😂😂

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Confession from a single mom. Thoughts?

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

@theoneTeeY you called it. He was crip walking on Josh Allen’s career 😂😂

[Zain @ThisIsNotZain]

I fully expect this to eventually come out, but there is apparently video evidence that Bo Nix actually got hurt in the locker room celebrating the broncos win and didn't get hurt in the game

[Denver Dude @DorkDraft]

@BadNewsBroncos Ohhh those are good! Updated lol

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

The accent. The draftkings promo 😂😂 FOH

[Marty Mush @martymush]

You can't lose 30K worse than me

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

In all seriousness give this man his flowers he’s found ways to wins some fucking classics

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

highs are high

lows are low

Denver Broncos to the AFC chip……..

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

@silvernt @MLFootball I’ve broken my thumb in the first quarter of a game and didn’t even realize until after the end of a game so injury’s may be different 🤷‍♂️

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

“Yea maybe in the regular season it’s PI” THEN ITS FUCKING PI holy shit the cope is crazy

[Trainwreck Sports @TrainwreckSprts]

Screw the NFL and their officiating! The stripes kill the Bills late as they fall to the Broncos.

Josh Allen with four turnovers. Bills offense struggled early and their defense couldn’t get enough stops late.

Presented by @picassospizza

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

@djb1112 @JayKrier @DaveMyersBIB The rules officials say otherwise. It was reviewed 😂😂

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

@AlanMCole Is this real life power creep 😭😭

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

I remember being in school and asking all of our teachers how they vote/what political party they vote for and they never would cause they didn’t want to influence us. As a kid I didn’t get it now I definitely get it.

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

Non-Woke Professor wore a MAGA hat to class and someone reported him to HR.

By the next day, he got a tad more creative!

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

@IterIntellectus Overwhelming gun violence?

[aKa_LilBroomstick😈 @David051598]

@SeanAndy877456 @ethmaxi @disclosetv @PoliticsOnX I’m fighting up to 20 years in federal prison for simple possession😭