Dave

[Jam Pedro @TheLifeOfJam]

i still cant believe a school girl got removed from an exam to be strip searched whilst on her period because they smelt weed (they found nothing), and the country lost its shit of a video of a man kicking a cat

that's the country we live in

[Davey Jones @_DaveA1]

The speed at which they arrive at locations in top boy is hilarious 😂

[Poet @poetscorneruk]

Him and Skepta 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

Reckon the guy who racially abused him, as well as biting 3 separate players on 3 separate occasions might give him some competition mate

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Morning ☕

No, it wasn't a dream.

[TC @totalcristiano]

What England missed last night. The leader calling one of the more experienced players to take the decisive penalty.

[Poet @poetscorneruk]

Sterling done all of that for Kane to get man of the match gahahahahaha

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Hope you didn’t stop watching at half-time 😂

[VUJ @DavidVujanic]

Football died when they started giving yellow cards for taking your top off

[M @m2palmer]

“do you remember what you did last night” has got to be the worst sentence you can ever hear

[Uncle @uncle_se18]

My Uncles

🇨🇲 🥇 🇳🇬 🥇 🇳🇬 🥇

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

I didn’t need twitter to teach me about victim blaming lol certain man could never say the same

[utdreport @utdreport]

There's always an old Rooney tweet for every occasion 😂

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Axel Tuanzebe's life story is an inspiration to millions. Kid arrived from Congo aged 4 and didn't speak English. Grafted at school and got excellent grades. Captained MUFC at every level.
Pity the rancid, faceless, racists who abuse him and the platforms which propagate it.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

UNITED against racism. We will not tolerate it 🔴⚫️

[Zig Buu @ItsBigZuu]

The biggest gap in FA Cup history and man did this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[‏ً @asticky1still]

Football clubs need to start treating their academy players like human beings