David Beck

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[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

To the waterfowl community, if you happen to come across of these bands, please hold it high and take a moment to remember the incredible individual they’re memorializing #HoldenBeck #GoDawgs

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Hey @realDonaldTrump not all of us wear tiny hats. Cut the shit and lower the gas prices. You’re ranking right up there with Obama now.

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Hey @peta enjoy

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Hey @realDonaldTrump I need one more reference for my NYS pistol permit. Would you be my last one?

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Hey @JustinTrudeau tariff this dick bitch

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

It makes a lot of sense when you realize the same people who scream “FREE PALASTINE” just shot and killed a journalist

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

I broke 100 for the first time this week. My fiance and our two boys were with me to make it even better. When I added up my score card and told her what I shot, she genuinely told me she was proud of me. That right there is why she has a ring!

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

People call Chef Ramsey for kitchen nightmares, who do you call for golf course nightmares?!

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

I really wish I could watch @JustinTrudeau cry every time Free Bird comes on. Suck on another moose knuckle

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Canada, we are the reason your country has money, we shoot your geese, and we stole your only sport. Suck my toes

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Free Bird makes me want to run through a wall and through syrup at geese. Hockey is OUR sport. Stay in your lane little guys

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Once again, @nationalgrid is by far the biggest waste of time, money, and resources I’ve ever had the displeasure to deal with. @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk can y’all figure these losers out please

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Hey daddy @realDonaldTrump could you make a law stating that bicyclist are just mobile speed bumps?

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

2025 will be the year! Our family is growing and it’ll be one hell of a year chasing feathers👊🏼👊🏼

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.

Kamala’s inflation nightmare has cost the typical American family $30,000 dollars in higher prices—and now, she wants to impose the largest tax hike in American history, and raise your taxes by $3,000 dollars a year.

I will massively cut taxes for workers and small businesses—and we will have NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY benefits!

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

I’m officially old. 5 days of hunting out of a layout blinds and my back is shot

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

And to think, I’m get in bad moods. My life is pretty great👊🏼🙏🏼

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

All my clients send me pictures and videos of their dogs retrieving. So, here’s my personal dogs first duck. Miss Lainey did well on the last weekend of first split!

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Ducks are cool, but I’m ready to be in an aframe beating the brakes off of these Tony’s

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

Employees at @McDonalds should be paid less than @Nike factory workers for the amount of times they mess up an order. I guess reading comprehension isn’t a job requirement at @McDonalds

[David Beck @DavidBeck_33]

How does one find a little person to be friends with?