Br☀wna

Lover of dogs, beer, gin, Sky Bet & United. Often seen nursing a hangover, winging it through life.

[Niall Lyons @Betgolfworld]

One of the most ridiculous 30mins of cycling I have ever seen. Hilarious really when something is so blatantly obvious

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

It's amazing that even City with 115 cheating charges, there is 18 other clubs that wanted City to win the league.

We all hate Arsenal

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Hi @Keir_Starmer

Will Parliament hold a minute’s silence in memory of Henry Nowak?

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Tomorrow is the first day in four years that Dele Alli can have a lie in

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

@bookiesdream0 What is the lump job?

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the
"girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

@LeicesterNAP What is it?

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

@iamtomskinner @bloodyrobbos What was that original post?

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

Arteta has got to be the most annoying human in the Premier League

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

@LeicesterNAP

[Spirited1 @helen_spirit1]

She’s received 57k for illegally renting out her home without a license

Guilty of fraud (plagiarism for financial gain)

Guilty of CV fraud

Was investigated at HBOS for misuse of Company funds

Her Parliamentary credit card removed for misuse.

How is she still Chancellor?

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

@GGMbets Anyone back the double?

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

What the fucking fuck is this bollocks on the NFL half time show?

This is horrendous

[TheEuropeanLad @ThaEuropeanLad]

Commentator: 🗣️ “And West Ham with more worries they are fucked” no way he said that!!! 🤣🤣

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

@Betfred hi, I placed a bet on Chris Wood 1st goal and anytime earlier and it's still not paid out.

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

@madmunk @zippetey2dah @Psychobillyinkk @stef18881 I'm not even sure that that is English pal

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

Good riddance, he's the only United player I've ever hated

[Br☀wna @DavidBrown23]

Google, show me an image that describes Arsenals transfer window.