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Director at FFP. I swear a lot. Influencer. importer of ballbearings. Proprietor of MEGATHREADS. Sometimes draw shit. Part of the John Cooper Clarke Collective

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He’s not normal.

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@zippetey2dah Kick. Head. Smoke.

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If your Chinese vase has images of female genitalia on it, it's likely to be from the minge dynasty.

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Don't believe the Ronseal claim that "it does what it says on the tin,"

I've read the small print several times and nowhere does it say, "Makes your fence look like a bull elephant has wiped it's arse on it,"

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@stormofquiet @zippetey2dah #SimplerTimes

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@zippetey2dah He’s on the list with Barry from Eastenders, Les Dennis, mick Hucknall,CJ from eggheads, chegwin(permablocked) and gene Simmons

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ARSENLOL @zippetey2dah @cybercykosis

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@MrsPLamb A very good point 😂

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PAINT your house number on your bin to make it easier for binmen to leave it outside the wrong house.

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@zippetey2dah Yep. They decided to open a SLOT for a new man to have a go at trying to win something.

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ARNE SLOLT @zippetey2dah

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Make your neighbours think you're Banksy by spraying a huge cock and balls on their garage door.

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@Aakward_Hinny

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Sandwiches are great for wiping your arse with, should you need a shit whilst out picnicking.

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@hodge_nufc 🙄😂😂

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I asked the waiter if Fish was one of the specials. He said, “No, he was the singer from Marillion.”

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@_ededed It definitely reveals your ages somewhat haha

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@Charlieowl7 @Cudge58 Haha. Brilliant 😂

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@SiBarberPhoto

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@barkybarkycat

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@zippetey2dah I would hit them with a BOFF. And then several rapid BLAMMOs

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@mrchristopherGA @masterswaby As long as only a little bit came out, you can say it’s fly piss 👍