Sweaty

Likes a pint of blue, boiled meat fanatic, semi-pro shot putter, FFP director, last account got deleted at 179 million followers, muscle bound, liar.

[Sweaty @SweatyBalboa]

Me trying to get my balls unstuck from the side of my leg in this fucking heat.

[Petey @zippetey2dah]

@madmunk @CoffeeAndGinger @trouteyes @SweatyBalboa

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@zippetey2dah @madmunk @trouteyes @CoffeeAndGinger

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@madmunk @zippetey2dah @trouteyes @CoffeeAndGinger Never ending story.......never ending pain more like 😢

[Sweaty @SweatyBalboa]

@CaffJackson @zippetey2dah @imcousinralph He needs something, I’m not even sure he could procreate, probably need to spoon it in.

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@zippetey2dah @CaffJackson @imcousinralph 😂😂

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@zippetey2dah @CaffJackson @imcousinralph Nice idea mate, nice Yuletide log with a couple of hairy baubles

[Sweaty @SweatyBalboa]

@zippetey2dah @CaffJackson @imcousinralph Me too, I’ve never sent an unsolicited Richard pick as I’ve always been too embarrassed about my lack of length and girth, once I get the op I’m sending it to all my followers.

[Sweaty @SweatyBalboa]

@zippetey2dah @CaffJackson @imcousinralph Maybe one day we’ll be able to afford peanut extensions, I’m hoping I can achieve upwards of three inches when fully angered.

[Sweaty @SweatyBalboa]

@zippetey2dah @CaffJackson @imcousinralph Me too mate, he must get special underpant made to accommodate that beast 🙁

[Sweaty @SweatyBalboa]

@CaffJackson @zippetey2dah @imcousinralph Yep that’s what a real man looks like, drink it in Caff, it’s no wonder men feel self conscious of their privates when men like him parade their huge members about.

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@zippetey2dah @imcousinralph I dunno mate but it’s worth the sacrifice when you’re walking along the beach looking like a god

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@zippetey2dah @imcousinralph If anything it’s a bit smaller than my plum satchel mate, worst bit is my nuts are actually tiny after years of roid abuse 😢

[Sweaty @SweatyBalboa]

@imcousinralph @zippetey2dah No I’ve got quite a peachy bum, I do a lot of squats and wear high heels which help to tone my glutes, I am after a scrotal reduction if you know anyone though.

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@imcousinralph @zippetey2dah Cheapest I could find mate, I used a groupon voucher to so saved a further 18%, he made a terrible job of it but it only cost 65 quid so kinda worth the raging infections

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@zippetey2dah @imcousinralph I’m surprisingly sensitive for a big guy that wears muscle vests in winter and has a pierced tooth

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@zippetey2dah @imcousinralph Not too far off mate except I’ve got a nine inch long rhino horn implant on my forehead

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@imcousinralph @zippetey2dah @madmunk Well with your help and a few screenshots I’m sure we can all stay up to date on the exciting world of Limahl, I for one will be buying his new single and injecting it with COVID-19, there I said it 😐

[Sweaty @SweatyBalboa]

@CoffeeAndGinger @madmunk @zippetey2dah @kimmyeels @Limahl_Official Getting in with FFP could have been his way of getting back to the top of the hit parade, too late now tho 😢

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@imcousinralph @zippetey2dah @madmunk It’s alright for some, I’m probably going to have to ask you for weekly Limahl updates from now on Ralph, merch updates etc

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@madmunk @CoffeeAndGinger @zippetey2dah @kimmyeels @Limahl_Official Also ask him how it feels to drop down to third in Sweaty’s sexiest singers (SSS) 😢