David Sibert

Only keeping my Twitter account active so that Vlad's bots can't take it over

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

@JerrySeinfeld @netflix Would you PLEASE make an episode with @RealBenBailey and drive a Toyota Siena through the streets of NYC? I don’t know if I’m the first to think of it, but I know I wouldn’t be the only one to find it hilarious!

[Iowa State Honors @ISUHonors]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that when given an Honors medal, graduates immediately try to eat it
@Cartsfrancis @itsslaurenj @justHewitt_ @DavidCYbert @AnnaWilcox3 @traerschon @Sharmala_ @SavannahPutnam @smart_alec11

[Iowa State Civil, Construction & Environmental Eng @isuccee]

ICYMI: Our seniors in @ISUHonors have been busy the last couple of days with poster presentations and graduation ceremonies. Shout-out to graduating seniors David Sibert, Halla Shafer, and Jacob Sprengeler. Thanks for the group 📸, @ISUHonors!

[Iowa State Track & XC @CycloneTrackXC]

🌪️🚨MIDWEST REGIONAL CHAMPIONS🚨🌪️
The men make it a sweep for the Iowa State cross country programs, taking the Midwest Regional title, and qualifying for the NCAA Championships!

#Cyclones

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

@karakieffer11 , this video combines 2 of your favorite things: small animals and bridges. You’re welcome. https://t.co/8Whi2c7UIO

[Earning 🟢 @EarningV1]

This is a guinea pig bridge, and it's pretty much the coolest thing ever 😎

[relatable @byreIatable]

"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic" - Newton's lesser known fourth law

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

@rungingerrun24 Civil engineers are the worst! But for real, Jacksonville cannot have anything close to a real traffic jam except maybe on July 4th

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

Even now that he's fired, every time I hear the name Scaramucci, "Bohemian Rhapsody" gets stuck in my head. Thanks @colbertlateshow

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

@daniellecolby, I swore I saw you at Art Institute Chicago yesterday but didn't want to be bothersome. I must know: Was it you? Thanks!

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

@colburn_chris If only our president could say the same...

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

Twitter, stop putting tweets that I favorited a few days ago on my feed under "in case you missed it!" I don't have short term memory loss!

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

@itsjustmemolly Tell it to the nose

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

I'm not running in the 1/2 marathon this weekend in DSM, but I think my nose wants to. It's been running for 3 weeks training for the D2D!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If I and my advisors had never learned what Science is or how & why it works, then I’d consider pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord too.

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

Little girl being pushed in a stroller by her mom & grandma on central campus: "Who wants to kiss me under that big thingy-thingy?" So cute!

[Dwight Schrute @DwightFalse]

Snapchat has nothing on Dwight https://t.co/NHtktvglHW

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

Just saw a guy on campus playing ukulele while riding a unicycle. Makes me contemplate what I've accomplished in my life

[David Sibert @DavidCYbert]

@StephenAtHome Softballs? Sounds like you're predicting the Patriots to be in the Super Bowl...

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

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