David Cook

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@BBCNewsnight @vicderbyshire Oh dear!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@SW_Help How explain. These excuses are wearing thin. Why is the first reaction to shut everything down. Drivers have eyes in their heads. Speed restrictions over small area can be imposed.

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@waitrose I would love to be able to buy block puff pastry at Waitrose Clapham junction. The staff say they have no authority to stock what customers ask for. Ready Rolled sheets are useless too small for most uses.

[Guy Verhofstadt @guyverhofstadt]

Incredible… Putin’s henchmen helped Musk to acquire Twitter.

That explains a lot: the position of Musk on Crimea… the refusal at some point to let Ukraine use Starlink… the support for Trump…

Time for the US to wake up !

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@SW_Help Do you mean you have a shortage of trains because they are being repaired or as you appear to suggest they have all broken down between London and Waterloo?

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@SW_Help Pardon?

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@mediaguardian Let’s all just go!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@paul_heathcote With the scallops of course before they go over!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@mediaguardian And we are free to block them!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@SW_Help A possession over run may mean something to SW Trains but it is a meaningless excuse to the rest of us!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@jamessflee But was there a snail in it!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@X stop sending me ads from sites I have blocked!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@Barristerblog @legalhackette Did wigs fit better back then or did the photographer spend more time?

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@davemcardle @CivilLitTweet A Teddy ban!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@lawsocgazette Who got the calf to sign a conditional fee agreement?

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@muerdekeroyo @CivilLitTweet Nice axe

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@Chrisyoungx22 @jamessflee Boris is still writing it!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@carolvorders If we all chuck a fiver in may be Elon will sell it (x) to us! He may need the cash!

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@donmcallister @BBCBreaking It was a window! With the section it was in, use your eyes. Alternatively listen to the video.

[David Cook @DavidCookCook]

@sarah_e_evans @TfL @notjustateacher @sw_railway @SouthernRailUK Same for me. Now overcharged twice! What is going wrong?