Sifu STFU

Disinformation == 🚫 regardless of context/affiliation.

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

Enough with the ad hominem. shit is so fucking boring. I mean, if you’re gonna do it, at least do it with some style. these playground insults just make you look dumb.

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

Bend down select

[marketref @MarketReferee]

Me: offer to sell my tenants my apartments for 2 years straight.

Tenants: eh, maybe, prob not.

*multiple reminders over 2 years*

*I list the property and go under contract immediately for the price I offered them*

Tenants: ugh! We want it! Our parent will help us buy it! Please!? We’re freaked out we don’t want a new landlord.

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Most people don’t know want they want until someone else has it.

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

I’ve replaced every sink and toilet in the house. Refinished both tubs. The thing yall not appreciating is that hot water heater. Should be drained annually. bet no one is doing that.

[Bri @singingbirth]

None of you are appreciating your sinks and ovens and bathtubs and washing machines enough, I promise

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

you gotta back outta the mfer, don’t you?

[Marisa Baldassaro @Nerdspringbreak]

Is there like a fucking tik tok trend that involves backing your car in a parking space? Why the fuck doesn't anyone pull into a parking spot like a regular person anymore. Are they that fucking stupid they can't just back out? I've never seen this happen this much in my entire life, and I'm sick of waiting for these cocksuckers!

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

the number of times i got labeled a disruption in class…

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

IF YOU GOT LATE DIAGNOSED ADHD DIAGNOSIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY WHAT IS CALLED “2E”- OR “TWICE EXCEPTIONAL”THIS MEANS YOU WERE SO INTELLIGENT THAT EVERYONE MISSED YOUR ADHD AND ALSO YOU WERE SO ADHD THAT EVERYONE MISSED HOW INTELLIGENT YOU WERE. OTHERWISE KNOWN AS: “GIFTED, BUT TALKS TOO MUCH IN CLASS”

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

it means there are lines painted on the road at specific distances and a plane overhead monitoring can tell if you’re speeding or not by how long it takes you to travel between them.

[brundolf @brundolfsmith]

Just saw a highway sign that said "speed limit enforced by aircraft", and I can't possibly imagine what that would mean

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

what happens if I use yellow paper?🤔

[IT Guy @T3chFalcon]

oh YES.

Since the 1980s, Xerox and Canon made a secret deal with the US Secret Service. every color laser printer now embeds invisible yellow dots on every single page it produces. too small to see with the naked eye. they repeat up to 150 times per page so they survive cropping, damage, even shredding.

the dots encode:
— your printer's serial number
— the exact date and time of printing
— the manufacturer

no law requires manufacturers to tell you this. most printer manuals don't mention it. you almost certainly didn't know.

The first use case was counterfeiting. catching people printing fake money. reasonable.

Then, in 2017, Reality Winner printed a classified NSA document and mailed it to journalists. investigators cross-referenced the yellow dots with security footage. she was identified, arrested, and sentenced to 5 years.

because there is no law regulating who can request this information. no warrant requirement. no oversight. the EFF has been saying this since 2004 and nothing has changed.

you can check if your printer does this. the EFF maintains a list: https://t.co/mffS4X92kw

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

yea, i think the grass is calling

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: UK Government clarifies adults will still be able to use social media by verifying their identities with digital IDs, facial recognition, passports and credit cards.

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

Way to interpret the metaphor. Get me out of this timeline

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

This morning at the White House...

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight…

We’re now being told JD Vance used the Situation Room to lead “war room” meetings about the Epstein fallout.

Allegations of Trump sexually abusing minors?

I thought the Situation Room was for actual wars.

Trump keeps telling everyone to move on while the Epstein story keeps getting bigger and closer to home.

Then BOOM.

We’re in a war with Iran.

A war nobody voted for, nobody wanted, and few can clearly explain.

Straits of Hormuz closed.
Gas prices skyrocket.
The entire news cycle changed overnight.

Funny how quickly Epstein disappeared from the headlines.

You can outrun a news cycle.

The print and legacy news media is a joke.

You can’t outrun Epstein forever.

WE are watching.
WE are not stupid.
WE are united in the Tired of the Bullshit party.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i know you don’t know why things peak at night; why sicknesses get worse at night, why people mostly die at night, you get more hungry at midnight, depression hits more at midnight etc

i’ll explain the science behind that now so pay attention and walk with me

your body runs on an internal clock called the circadian rhythm, a 24 hr biological system controlled by the brain that regulates body temperature, hormones, hunger, mood, immunity and alertness. at night, the body shifts into recovery mode. cortisol, a hormone that helps reduce inflammation and pain, drops to its lowest levels, which is why pain, fever, coughing and asthma symptoms feel worse after dark.

the illness itself may not be getting worse but your body’s ability to suppress discomfort is reduced.

this is also one reason serious medical events and deaths are more common at night as heart rate, blood pressure and overall alertness naturally decline while the body focuses on maintenance and repair.

nighttime also changes the way we think and feel. hunger tends to increase because leptin (the fullness hormone) falls while ghrelin (the hunger hormone) rises making cravings stronger. then mentally, the absence of noise, work and social interaction leaves the mind alone with its thoughts. serotonin and dopamine levels are lower, melatonin rises and the brain becomes more reflective, emotional and vulnerable. this is why anxiety, loneliness, overthinking, painful memories and even heartbreak often feel more intense at night. with fewer external distractions, the brain amplifies internal sensations, making pain feel louder, thoughts feel heavier and emotions feel deeper.

it’s why many doctors and psychologists advise against making major life decisions late at night, when the brain is more emotionally biased and naturally more pessimistic. learn something. 👍

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

what happened to “Collaboration in person is important to getting things done”?

[Stephanie Kelton @StephanieKelton]

“It's literally the gulag,” one of the employees claims. “You have zero purpose in life all of a sudden, you barely interact with anyone, you just have these tasks every week."

Another employee describes some of the tasks—generating puzzles to test how reliably AI models from Meta and other companies can solve them—as easy compared to the software development work they had been doing previously. But the new projects feel menial, and “almost all” employees seem unhappy, they say. “Most people find the work soul-crushing,” the third employee says. https://t.co/DFVRIAGdle

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

It’s not about spending it. It’s the threat of spending it in ways that make life worse for everyone but the beneficiaries. If you think it can’t be spent, you’re not looking hard enough.

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

There is no way a single person can spend a billion dollars, let alone a trillion.

[Covie @covie_93]

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

maybe we should stop calling them the ruling class? It might be technically accurate but let’s face it, accuracy isn’t a very high priority right now. How about the pilfering class? That works better

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

🤔

[Covie @covie_93]

The crowd at the White House UFC fight will be one of the most diverse ever. There will be convicted felons, rapists, pedophiles, sex traffickers, domestic abusers and insurrectionists.

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

No offense intended but, if you think this way, you’d never be worth $1T. You lack the psychological traits required to manage wealth at that scale (i do too) and that’s probably a good thing. I get the point but this question is frustrating in its current format.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

I really don’t understand true greed. If I was worth $1 trillion, you’d have to physically stop me from solving as many of the world’s problems as possible.

Everyone would have a home, food on the table, proper healthcare, happiness.

I just don’t get it.

[Sifu STFU @DavidDanatzko]

*Immigrant billionaires

[prim @0xprimdotfun]

Spacex is cool but America is basically 350 million people working to keep 20 billionaires rich enough to protect pedophiles and perpetuate genocides on the other side of the world.