David.E3

Wannabe funny, stay for the depth🤔 Here to learn, support, & enjoy u all.

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

You may not have kids
you may not want kids

But kids will inherit the Earth

It's your job to leave it better than the way you found it.

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

When it comes to writing and drawing... everybody wants to be a basketball star... crumpling and "shooting" papers into bins

Soccer players face mundane tasks too...
Kicking clothes into hampers, kicking shoes on the floor to their shelf,
Be a star
@FIFAcom

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

ACT!
Is there something u CAN do? Do it.
Goals unmet? Make new ones.
Did it happen in the past and u cant change it? Move on.

Act on things u can change Not things that cant be changed.

U can change your emotion.

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

Difficult birthdays

I use tough love because it worked on me.

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

Insecurity is usually a waste of time.
Dont waste time trying to please those who dont like u if u would do the same thing again.
Is it unfixable? Then don't.
Despair, sadness and guilt about your present circumstances is also useless. U r not where u thought u would be... so?

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

1st date
Me: I like to play mind games
Date: leaves
NO I MEAN logic and strategy games😔

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

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1. A circle with 1 continuous side. 2. A cone, 3d with 2 sides

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

What is the 2 sided figure between the 1 sided and 3 sided shapes?

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

A hackers paradise will occur 6 years from now. Too many passwords will be using 67's🤦‍♂️

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

@MikeJudge Can we get another idiocracy movie but based on ai trying to save us and not doing a good job?

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

Bread with 10% sugar isnt bread in europe but it is in the US.

🤦‍♂️What are we doing?

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

@US_FDA can we add ph scale to drink labels for dental health

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

I've never seen the kid move faster then when i asked him to go to his seat and work.
Pe vs classroom
"DO SOME WORK DEVIN!"🤦‍♂️

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

Why can't the gym have a live band
Or just 1 person
Playing a base drum, over,
and over, and over

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

@juliansavulescu

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

What is respect

It is Not "admiration"
Admire=love=appreciation

Respect= a minimum magnitude of a virtue that u Give to everyone

Respect=
A minimum level of independence
A minimum assumption about someone's mental/physical/financial ability

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

Changes with the accumulation of information about the person
If they do dumb stuff, they lose Your respect

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Singing When You Wish Upon a Star is lowkey disrespectful to the dinosaurs.

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

Kid: Im gonna be a rock star
M: What makes u say that?
Kid: <Walks over naked to give me an explanation "Because i threw my underwear and it landed perfectly.
M: 🤦‍♂️No, that makes you a stripper

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

A g string

[David.E3 @DavidEWeaver3]

What object, when worn, can cut you gas emissions in half?