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[David @DavidFMVaughn]

Has someone tried unplugging America and then plugging it back in again?

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

@mslisterssis Classic self-hater closing the door behind her. They said all the same things about gays. Take your “I get rights but not THEM” and go f$ck yourself.

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

@ElijahCone We’d love to have you on Gaytriarchs Podcast! Message me here or on Instagram.

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

@danguterman @netflix Dude this looks incredible,
I cannot wait. Congratulations!!

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

@ydargbo Literally crying on the toilet.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

to be fair, there is nothing in the Bible about getting your titties squeezed during the Beetlejuice musical, so it is a gray area morally

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

If kids got raped at Denny’s as often as they get raped at church every Denny’s in the country would get burned to the ground.

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

🎵Now bring me prisoner P01135809🎵

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

“Good artists borrow, great artists steal.” - David F.M. Vaughn

[Lorien McKenna @lorienmckenna]

About to start Character & Dialogue Workshop. Hit up my favorite writer/actor/director @DavidFMVaughn for some new exercises. You're welcome, David, for me allowing you to know me.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

@brigliebs LMK when you can join me in the “eating chocolate chips out of the bag and then tossing the bag in the back of the cabinet so nobody knows what you did” era

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,

donald trump didn’t lower your taxes. He didn’t get your roads fixed or your bridges built. He didn’t get you healthcare coverage, lower the price of your prescriptions, decrease the deficit, end the opioid crisis, revive the coal industry, he didn’t make “covid disappear”, didn’t make Mexico “pay for the wall”, he didn’t “put America First” and he sure as hell didn’t “drain the swamp”.
So when you say he “fought for you”, you mean he validated your hate.
Because he didn’t do a goddamn thing for you other than that.

He hates who you hate.
And sadly, that’s all you think you need.

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

Never forget the check. 💙

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

Ugh, I literally had a pilot where Trump got indicted.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Roses are red
They have a nice scent
When we banned the sale of assault rifles in 1994 mass shootings dropped by 44 percent

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

“will the lifeboats be seated according to class?”

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Visiting space aliens, upon seeing humans oppress — or kill — one another over who they worship, who they sleep with, what side of an arbitrary line they’re born on, or how absorptive their skin is to sunlight, would surely race home & report no sign of intelligent life on Earth.

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

@fakedansavage Hey Dan, magnum sub here. Starting a gay Dad's podcast, and while I know you get a BILLION of these requests I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring and ask if you'd be willing to be a guest on our new show. An Anti-GOOP parenting advice talk show. Thanks!

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

@everythingloria @MaggieGottlieb @alexis_bradby is our current WA and she is fucking INCREDIBLE and an invaluable part of our room.

[David @DavidFMVaughn]

@wdavisliterary Yes, it’s the perfect body that helped to create life.