David Ferraris

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

If all these “your body, my choice” incel chuds think that women who have been fighting for bodily autonomy all their lives are suddenly going to give up and become their personal sex slaves they REALLY don't understand women at all 🤷🏽‍♂️

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

So who would have guessed the October Surprise that finally sinks MAGA would be a Klan rally at MSG? Oh yeah, everybody 🤷🏽‍♂️

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

people from the northeast don't hate donald trump because we're liberal, we hate him because we didn't meet him for the first time when the apprentice came out.

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

@JulieSLalonde Isn't Andrew Garfield also the guy making excuses for racist and misogynist Mel Gibson though? 🤔

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

@crunchyrugger It seems like it's five of these guys a week in the news :(

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

"Fact-based journalism," but then they go on to say that two months ago Trump was shot and the bullet grazed his ear, even though there's still been no official report proving that

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

@BettyBowers So that was what, 4 days ago? She makes over 30 million dollars a day? 🤔😆 That's like a billion dollars a month.

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

@DougJBalloon Are these "undecided voters" in the room with us right now...?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

CNN is run by a Republican billionaire, the Washington Post is run by a Murdoch crony, and Twitter is owned by a fascist. Here's why liberal media bias is such a big problem.

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

@BoneJail Definitely true. When I was a kid my mother oiled me up and sent me out the door 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Wow.

The Washington Post “fact check”
of night 1 of the DNC is embarrassing.

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

Between Hillary and AOC tonight I'm even more convinced to have women rule the world...

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

@SundaeDivine A convicted felon crying about crime... 🤔

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

@FPWellman The fact that pro-Palestine groups only show up to protest at Democrat’s events shows that they know the GOP doesn't care about human rights. Still, they're happy to skew the election so Democrats lose. If they're that shortsighted on this issue I can't take them seriously 🤷🏽‍♂️

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

The fact that pro-Palestine groups only show up to protest at Democrat’s events shows that they know the GOP doesn't care about human rights. Still, they're happy to skew the election so Democrats lose. If they're that shortsighted on this issue I can't take them seriously 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

This is what happens when you don't have gay copyeditors on staff. (Credit to @notsopius for the screenshot.)

[Rachel Hurley @Rachelanthecity]

This explains a lot of my relationships.

[David Ferraris @DavidFerraris]

@crunchyrugger I see your stuff fairly regularly