David Guetta

This Is For All The Dumb Shit You Do When You Party. *Parody Account*

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

When I'm too drunk to care #partyproblems

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

I hate when I'm drunk before the party starts #partyproblems

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

When your too hungover to go to class #partyproblems

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

Going to a party and waking up the next morning and losing everything in your pockets #partyproblems

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Time to put your school work on a high shelf..it's party time :) #partyproblems

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

Liquor or vodka tonight hmm..decisions, decisions. It's tough being a partyer #partyproblems

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

I hate the person who always has to fight at parties #partyproblems

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

I hate the feeling when you get up in the morning and say I'm never drinking again..then it happens all over again #partyproblems

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Waking up in your birthday suit #partyproblems

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

Partying isn't a job, its a lifestyle #partyproblems

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Not knowing where I'm ganna pass out tonight.. #partyproblems

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Waking up on the toilet #partyproblems

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Of course I'm ganna drive, I'm too drunk to walk #partyproblems

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Having to to pee outside because all the bathrooms are taken #partyproblems

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

Cruisin an hour and half away for a party..real shit #partyproblems

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Having to stop the party to find an iPhone #partyproblems

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I hate walking to a party in the cold wearing a short skirt and heels #partyproblems

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The sudden urge to get naked #partyproblems

[David Guetta @DavidGuetta_HQ]

Waking up drunk #partyproblems