David Happe

FL licensed independent insurance and annuities agent. License # W954746. Florida Association of Legal Document Preparers. Jesus follower.

[₿en Wehrman @benwehrman]

The Sun feels warmer at noon than in the morning or evening, because it is physically right above you at local noon 🌞

Its heat is not traveling 93 million miles though a vacuum to get to you. This preposterous distance was made up to block you from understanding that it's a local luminary that was put here by God, circuiting above our Earth in perfect circles every day, its path narrowing and widening over the course of the year, which creates SEASONS.

This geocentric model of how the Sun interacts with Earth makes complete sense. Unlike the heliocentric model, which makes zero sense, but everyone believes it anyway since they were taught it when they were too young to ask discerning questions like, "If the Sun and Moon are radically different sizes and distances, how come they've looked the EXACT same size in the sky to us here on Earth, for thousands of years of recorded history?"

The deceivers in control of the modern matrix don't want you asking these questions, because it leads to you waking up on where you are, and therefore WHO you are, and why you're actually here inside God's creation.

[AI Panda @AIPandaX]

A guy was ready to drop $1,500 on a new OLED TV because his 3-year-old Smart TV was freezing up and took 5 seconds just to respond to the remote.

He unplugged it. Deleted old apps. Cleared the cache. The lag kept coming back.

He went to Best Buy to get a replacement.

The home theater installer in the blue shirt stopped him: "Before you spend a grand, let me show you something."

He grabbed a remote and shook his head.

"There are 8 hidden tracking settings throttling your TV's processor right now. Manufacturers turn them all on by default. Nobody tells you they exist. Let's fix this."

Here's what he showed him in the next 8 minutes. 🧵

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@HeidenRatner @albertmohler You lost by a wide margin. Next?

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@gothburz Did they say “nanu nanu?”

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@libertypat_ @EddieSpeir @christi4miami @FloridaGOP #pallmall

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@galexy70 @EddieSpeir Well, that’s true

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@EddieSpeir Hahahaha that’s not what happened at all (and I’m not even a member of the GOP but I know the real story)

[La China @ChinaNipona]

Disney nos vendió la misma animación durante años...

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@WillyRice 14 For if you remain silent at this time, relief and deliverance for the Jews will arise from another place, but you and your father’s family will perish. And who knows but that you have come to your royal position for such a time as this?”

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

Congrats to my pastor @WillyRice . Proud of you and happy for the SBC

[Protestia @Protestia]

Willy Rice just preached one of the most prophetic and prescient sermons ever delivered at an SBC Pastor's Conference, based on Saul's compromise in 1 Samuel 14-15.

Here is a brief clip, with the full version below.

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@jm_larue That was one of the best sermons I’ve ever heard

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@WilliamWolfe @WillyRice So blessed to live in Clearwater, Florida

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

NOVEMBER 30, 2010:

Four weeks after losing the election as AG of CA, Kamala Harris wins due to mail-in surge from LA

Harris won by less than 1%

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Raman just "defeated" Pratt in LA

This was her on Election Night, crying on live TV after coming in distant 3rd place (before "late ballots" came):

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@jonathanparnell Have the federal government prosecute this as a hate crime

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

The rise that wrecked my love of rides for the rest of my life

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

The Zipper in 1988 had a setup that was alarmist as good as the ride.

[David Happe @DavidHappe]

@proflj @BethMooreLPM Don’t judge