David-Alex

Singer, Traveler, Clothes Hanger, Dreamer

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@ClairvoyantBTC @interesting_aIl Sometimes, I take my glasses off to argue with my partner. It helps me get all of my words out.

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@Boab10s @adamfare1996 When you say sufficient, do you mean that you are sufficiently provided for by your wages, or that your body has dealt with a sufficient amount of stress and requires rest?

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

“We have lids that are too big and lids that….. *struggles* will fit if you brought your own crisco.”

… I’m in an airport.

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@FlintFlop Looks like Urza with teal hair

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@McKathlin @adamfare1996 Try putting your produce in the door and condiments–that fit– in the drawers. It has been a lifesaver for my wallet.

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@briaananax The necklace knew it.

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

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[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

Is “I am so glad my cat died before I needed other people”, a #brandnewsentence

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@mentnelson Hell yess!!!

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@haydencehlich It’s not that sad. It happens and they have put out a statement to try to lessen the blow of the media. People don’t talk about divorce enough. It’s a bit more involved than a normal break up but when it needs to happen for growth then it is just needed. No devastation necessary.

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@fwflacko I’m criiiine! 🤣

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@CupcakKe_rapper If negativity was a person. 🙄

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Everything to the moon!

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@altUSEPA @crusoe_tp @DBelardoMD I honestly didn’t know that it originated in America. However, when I went Spain to visit some friends, I was told that one of them had the flu after I landed. I wasn’t scared but I did make the reference and they laughed it off saying they call it the “Greek Gripe”. #blamegame

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

This one.

[jen sincero @JenSincero]

When taking great leaps forward, life often turns to shit before it turns to Shinola. #YOUAREABADASS

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@BGHMatt Omg wot?

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@maxcogert @anacrusisnt Sounds a lot like “in God’s infinite wisdom, we cannot know.”

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

Hey... anybody seen any bumblebees??!?

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

I have officially experienced the south. I just jumped my car off with a riding lawnmower.

[David-Alex @DavidHyphenAlex]

@Hyphen hey,,, you’ve been inactive for a while. I would like the username if you aren’t going to use it anymore.