David J

[Jack Skellington @Jack_Bone_Daddy]

Not all heros wear capes

[David J @DavidJ439]

@dfw_ama @grok They are probably really chilling horror stories...

[David J @DavidJ439]

@JBStyles23 No... Next Question...!!

[David J @DavidJ439]

@ThePapaManDave What's the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo...
You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo...
Boom... Tish...
I'll get me coat...

[David J @DavidJ439]

@LouieKerr8 But painting a tunnel on a cliff face works right... RIGHT...

[David J @DavidJ439]

@otokyo__ Marbles... I've lost all mine...!!

[David J @DavidJ439]

@chefsevenn Pepto-Bismol...

[David J @DavidJ439]

@TheRealJamieKay Yes...!! No bloody fried bread... Awful foul stuff...!!

[Daisy 🌼🌸 @LienBao144689]

When girls hear "Despacito" played on a Spanish guitar!🎵🎸

[SkinKiss Natural Body Bliss 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🛀 @SkinKiss1]

Luckily, I don't 🤭🤭🤭

[David J @DavidJ439]

@andrewc44104127 Some people will do anything to avoid buying a poppy...

[Mariana Marinovic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇲 @DrMarianaClaire]

Am I right or wrong? Leftover roast potatoes can be eaten the next day with tomato sauce.

[David J @DavidJ439]

@DrMarianaClaire Cut em up smaller and fry em up with any left over sprouts and or cabbage... A great Boxing day breakfast...

[𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 & 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ✨ @ninhnguynt22334]

How does he do that...?🤯

[David J @DavidJ439]

@lady_valor_07 Dear God... You need to cut out the middleman and dump that lot straight down the toilet....

[David J @DavidJ439]

@factpostnews But he will anyway...

[David J @DavidJ439]

@mw2221341 Why are there no tyre tracks on the wet concrete...

[David J @DavidJ439]

@Thatguyintwitmo Lets hope that the cell door didn't hit him on the arse on his way into his new living accommodation...

[Viviane: RNLI supporter, no Burnham fan @LaindonFEMINIST]

Should be plastered everywhere.

[David J @DavidJ439]

@andrewc44104127 The Skin...