David Jeakins

Father to 4 mad kids, husband to @nicolajeakins. Views are mine & often offend, you have been warned!

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

I’m hearing that Prince William has called FIFA and asked them to make Aston Villa Premier League champions.

#Balogun

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@queenofswords6 Imagine being that jealous of someone who’s made a successful life for themselves and live a life of luxury.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I visit my late wife's grave, I always bring extra flowers. I tidy up graves of others and lay flowers where the grave clearly hasn't been visited in a while. No one deserves to be forgotten.

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@AndyBurnhamGM @Nigel_Farage Both tragic posts. Stick to stating why you should get your votes and stop the petty digs.

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@RobertJenrick @metroline You’ve tagged the wrong Metroline.

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@fesshole I’ve worked in the coach industry all my life (not as a driver), can confirm most coach drivers bullshit when they speak. It’s a condition they get and can’t help it, take pity on them.

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@Spinner02Fidge1 @uknip247 Really? Are you the investigator? Leave it to the professionals.

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@realMaalouf You fix it with that very train. 😉

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@Mofoman360 It’s upsetting that this needs to be asked suggesting the answer could be a no!

[LBC @LBC]

❌ Sunglasses
❌ Umbrella
✅ Secateurs

@NickFerrariLBC’s Jeep was just stolen. He reveals the sentimental item left in the car, which he’s keen to get back.

[David Jeakins @DavidJeakins]

@TheNorfolkLion I can’t stand him, I could list many reasons why I hate him, but he is British. Immigration is fine when there’s integration, it’s when there isn’t it’s an issue. I do believe he could be borderline with some of his behaviour. But he is ‘home’.

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@MarkHeath45 I went to predominantly Asian sch & from a white Christian heritage. We did all religions & I’m glad of that, ignorance of others is a big issue in life. Our problem at sch when it all kicked off with ‘the Christians’ is we were told only doing Christianity if we got time.

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@fesshole Just asked my wife if she knew what Feeshole was, I’m worried this is from her. 😬🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Mofoman360 D

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@fesshole That’s awful, I have some close family that believe in the polar opposite to me politically, but you can’t let politics take over. Sadly, I could probably guess your leaning from that tweet too. 😢

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@mrmarkdolan That’s the first time I’ve seen him not wipe the floor with a journalist.

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@uk_franklyn I never used to, but tbh, he’s grown on me.

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@PoliticsPollss It’s @UKLabour currently. Get them out of power before we sink in every way.

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@kirawontmiss Lesson learned! Good parenting.

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@Keir_Starmer @EmmanuelMacron Dear France, on behalf of the UK, we’re sorry you have him over there. If you don’t feel he’s that bad, feel free to keep him.