David Jolliffe

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

@ValveTime Happy Birthday Gordon Freeman... I've got you a cake... but that's a lie...

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

@SonySantaMonica GoW:A patched for easiness?I'm disappointed.Isn't that why you put in difficulty levels?You caved for the undedicated kids.

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

@rickygervais nothing says "thank you" or "great job" than a 2 min silent treatment. 2 mins of continuous cheer next year for the heroes?

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

@Rocksmithgame Why can't I DL Free Bird or any of the classic rock pack for the PS3 in the UK?

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

@rocksmithgame when are we going to see some Foo Fighters DLC on the UK marketplace?

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Drinking habits and smartness are directly proportional in women; the smarter they are, the bigger drinkers they ought to be.

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

Officially an official smith in rock... Officially! Rocked up from the socks up... #rocksmith

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@rickygervais Strange how an omnipotent man in the sky with no creator is rational but a universe existing with no creator is rickydiculous?

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

Creepy how you can stumble across a song you've never heard before and it's perfectly relevant at the perfect time!!

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

@rickygervais how can good be good without god? Surely without god it's just "O"!

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

I love to Dougie.

[Nina Goodinson @Nina_Fish]

Teach me how to Dougie.

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

I like how @hayleyharper10 laughs and walks inside to the phrase "I have no fuel or money to get home"... Turns out its a lucky day today

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

"im going to read my own tweets because im so funny" #hayleytheegotisticalbastard

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@RonJichardson Is this so we can point and laugh at your quirks? But only point with the right hand with 3 "jabs" then wash my hands twice

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

If rain is god crying,,, WTF is snow? The little white droplets that stick"... #Godisawanker

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

Saturday night, Trials Evolution on the Xbox. I need a life... I'll race slips for one?

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

@rickygervais... Is Derek autistic?

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

Turns out... Jesus decided to save everybody on judgement day. Yay the human race!

[David Jolliffe @DavidJolliffe]

@NanoSmartCasual. Ah sorry! Crysis 2.