David Kahn

I'm not the real David Kahn.

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Dear NBA owners, there seems to have been a mistake. The season is almost here and none of you have hired me yet.

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

It's a bittersweet time for me, knowing I won't be able to mess up the draft this year.

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Well poop.

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Miss u RT @NBAonESPN #NBArank 386: Jonny Flynn (@J_Flynn). http://t.co/N8mHiCgr …

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

No jokes today, just heartfelt condolences to the friends and family of @timallenonline. RIP.

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Fine, whatever guys. I'm going to go catch up on this Kristen Stewart /R-Patt situation. Can't believe she did this to him.

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Any more questions? I'm really excited and have nobody to share this moment with.

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

"Letting" them. Yeah, let's stick with that. RT @HumdingerTV: when did you start letting Team Adelman run things?

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Ricky, maybe? *crosses fingers* RT @J_on_R_on_Wilk: who are you going to blaze with now that Beasley is gone??

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Based on my understanding of the new CBA, yes. RT @LastGreatPoet: Are you in on the Dwight Howard chase? #superminny #kahhhhhhn

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Rick made me :( RT @J_on_R_on_Wilk: why did darko have to go????

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

ADAM MORRISON IS AVAILABLE AND YOU'RE JUST NOW TELLING ME? RT @jdahnert How long until Adam Morrison replaces D Williams on the roster?

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Why? JJ is the best short gunner $4.5m/yr can buy. RT @TaimarAlves: are you planning on paying some team to get rid of Barea? I hope you are

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

That means goodbye. #Transformers3ed RT @Aykis16: @DavidKahnGM Dasvidaniya?

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

I'm so happy about this, I'm going to take your questions. You ask, I answer.

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

HOW YA LIKE ME NOW, PROKY? BOOM!

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Thanks for the questions gang. If anyone wants to buy a Wolves jersey with "Batum" on the back, I've got a ton of extras.

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Rick, probably. Such a party pooper. RT @JarethOMMB: @DavidKahnGM Kevin Love for Dwight Howard, who says no?

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

TAKE THIS MONEY. TAKE IT ALL. RT @YoSoyFiesta_: Yes. @DavidKahnGM: Do you have eyes like Rubio?

[David Kahn @DavidKahnGM]

Ohhh, Darkoach... RT @JeffDunn10: Would you consider firing Rick to bring Darko back? Or hiring Darko onto the coaching staff?