Tim Allen

Site co-manager and credentialed writer for Canis Hoopus, an SB Nation blog for the Minnesota Timberwolves

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

Online condolences may be left at: http://t.co/6QAr0X5O

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

LOL. LeBron didn't touch Manu.

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

Kobe's shot selection has gone south again.

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

Wtf on that Iguodala dunk? Crazy.

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

@stephenlitel That one is not acceptable, especially in the days of DVR. You only have two strikes left, sir. =)

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

@stephenlitel Fair enough. "Medical Condition" fits the acceptable criteria for missing the game.

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

@stephenlitel You're going to nap during the game? Why?

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

@InfraRen I used to work at BB and loved my co-workers, so seeing its downful sucks from that standpoint. But as a consumer, yeah, BB stinks

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

Yikes. Best Buy might not be long for this world RT @CNBC: S&P cuts Best Buy's credit rating to junk; rating lowered to BB+ from BBB-

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

@jjkirby18 @BenSchleuss Now if a birth certificate were the document in question, that would be another story...

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

@BerdaB You are a piece of work, sir.

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

@BerdaB https://t.co/YqtAImky

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"Tonight, on the planet Mars, the United States of America made history."—President Obama

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

Crater? I barely know her! #illshowmyselfout

[Hannah @nasanerd]

Why fund @NASA? We just landed a robot the size of a car via a sky crane on Mars & we're ALREADY seeing images & dust particles. #MSL

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

My dad was 12 years old when Alan Shepard became the first man to go into space. Now, NASA is sending tweets back from Mars. That's amazing.

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

No photo or it didn't happen? Well lookee here, I'm casting a shadow on the ground in Mars' Gale crater #MSL http://t.co/cj1zFJty

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

You asked for pics from my trip. Here you go! My 1st look (of many to come) of my new home... MARS! #MSL

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

How long until the hoax theories about @MarsCuriosity? Or have they already started?

[Tim Allen @timallenonline]

@steventurous I haven't actually seen any of his others.