The D-Loon

Life is short, take the long way home.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Henry. He was so focused on his goal of meeting a fish that he accidentally became one. 12/10

[The D-Loon @DavidLooney2]

@nc_wino @mkw_1 @AmericanAir This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this website, you made my day 😂

[annie 👁❌🦋🪞 @ Vibecamp @AnniePosting]

the goated technique

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

as a 29 year old i get it but at a certain point you gotta accept what happened and understand your adult life is not gonna look like it does in early 00s movies

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Neil Diamond has listed his Volvo for sale on EBAY…

Swede car online.

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life

[Rachel @damnedewe]

People that peaked in high school is a topic that has been talked about to death. People that peaked in camp or as camp counselors is a topic that warrants more discussion

[Danish Hussain @astrodanish]

In most professions, when you hit the 90th percentile in technical skill, the best use of your time is getting 90th percentile soft skills

the best barbers are therapists

the best photographers are comedians

the best engineers are iconoclastic cult leaders that inspire their team with a vision nobody else can see, and even fewer can beleive

stop maxing out your CAD skills, and start dreaming bigger!

[The D-Loon @DavidLooney2]

Other phrases like this I’ve used lately:

“Securing a Beachhead” (arriving at the restaurant early to get a table for the group)

“Taking Flak” (receiving slight criticism)

“Watch out for land mines!” (Don’t step in dog poop)

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Your grandfather that fought in WWII seeing you refer to your email job as “the trenches”

[The D-Loon @DavidLooney2]

This pictures goes so hard…we used to have cool leaders in this state.

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

Governor Ann Richards releases a bald eagle along the Rio Grande near Lajitas, Texas in 1993. The eagle had been rehabilitated by Texas Parks and Wildlife biologists, and Ann was there to release the great bird of prey back to the sun-splashed wilds of the desert Southwest. “He looks like he’s ready to go, y’all, don’t he?” Ann said just before setting him free.

Photo taken by the Associated Press.

[The D-Loon @DavidLooney2]

@KoskionFOX7 Oh to be on that porch with a plate of T-Rex ribs and a Shiner Bock…

[Ethan Moriarty @EMoriartyWX]

Random; but the intersection from the end of Cast Away is between Pampa, Miami, and Wheeler, TX.

FM 1268 x FM 48 for the chasers that find themselves in the TX Panhandle that also like movie landmarks.

[Chris Walker @WalkerATX]

It's 1982 in Austin and you're finding out Mueller Airport was rated the most dangerous airport in Texas. 🛬 @TexasMonthly @fox7austin

[The D-Loon @DavidLooney2]

I will defend this band, and the right to do whatever TF it is they do, until the day I die.

[Acervo Geese @acervogeese]

Geese - American idiot (green day cover)

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

finally a stop to the famous argument about which brand of cup can hold lava the longest

[spor @sporadica]

i discovered something better

airport beer with your wife

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

I like that Watterson never licensed Calvin and Hobbes out. We'd currently be suffering through season 7 of Teen Calvin on Amazon, with a prequel movie coming out this summer covering The Spaghetti Incident

[The D-Loon @DavidLooney2]

@mbateman This other quote of his always kept things in perspective for me. We all get so caught up in handling a “crisis” that we forget that every day is a crisis, that’s what life is lol.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

As people increasingly rely on AI and LLMs, it will become clearer who possesses skills such as self-reassurance and identifying (and trusting) gut instincts. It’s vital to avoid asking Chat GPT for constant reassurance and advice. You must be able to guide and regulate yourself.