David MacLuna

Occasional author, retired musician, kinkybipoly, married w/a bad case of cats. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ally.

OOMF-Only DMs.

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

Are you Trans (or any other letter of the LGBTQIA+) and wonder why I follow or support you?

It's because when I was 20ish, Bisexuals were treated much like Transgendered folk are now.

So I've been there.

Plus, you're all really cute 🥰

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@RepJackKimble Because, based on attendance, no one else is going to

[I Smoked The Clippers @BlackKnight10k]

It's fine. Midterms are right around the corner. Theyre about to have a bunch of Ls

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@EastEndJoe Delicate DuClsir, lol

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@KeithOlbermann Carney should officially accept Trump's offer of a friendly game of 1-on-1, just to see Trump chicken out

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@DaAngryOstrich 36. Went to work in Beverly Hills at a bank a nd they had a TV out on the Mortgage floor - unthinkable.

Our East European employees were very uncomfortable, lol

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

6 years later:

I’m still vaxxed still alive, still well

Anti-vaxxers told me I’d be dead by now.

What happened?

[🇨🇦 🏴‍☠️ Bubba O’riley 🏴‍☠️ 🇨🇦 @HubbaBubbaYo]

6 years later:

I’m still vaxxed still alive, still well

Anti-vaxxers told me I’d be dead by now.

What happened?

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@ThatEricAlper Spirit in the Sky - Norman Greenbaum

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@HeavyMetalSvet

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@MarkJCarney really should accept Trump's 'invitation' to meet on the ice for some 1-on-1.

#TACO

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@Askwhyisit Paul never abandoned his mission to destroy Christianity - he tried to wreck it from within, with misogyny and grift.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

FAKE NEWS. THESE WERE NOT STORMS. IT WAS WINDMILLS! WE HAVE VIDEO OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA & JOE HUSSEIN BIDEN SET UP WINDMILLS WITH THE HELP OF ZOHRAN HUSSEIN MAMDANI. THE HUSSAINS WILL BE ARRESTED! THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. President DONALD "NOT HUSSEIN" TRUMP.

[Fred Tee 🇺🇲 @TencicFred]

Breaking:
After being out of public view for 85 days, Senator Mitch McConnell's medical team say he is "still having issues with breathing."

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@ToriatheistTori Christians really shouldn't do acid.

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@SumErgoMonstro @MerriamWebster

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

We patriots understand Marvel’s Green Lantern better than any woke comics writer.

With his Lantern sidekick Kato at his side, President Trump uses all the powers of Asgard to continue make our landmarks beautiful as always.

[William Castillo @felinesfor420]

There have been 213 plane crashes since Donald Trump took office. I'm old enough to remember when there was a train derailment under Biden and Republicans were trying to put mayor Pete's head on a fucking pike and demanding he resign

[I Smoked The Clippers @BlackKnight10k]

I wonder if he knows Green Lantern dies and gets his job taken by a black man

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

Yeah, to lie in state

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

McConnell to return to Capitol Hill this month, Rep. Comer says

[ÌJÀPÁ🦎 @akawogbekun]

Fucking on LSD sounds like a myth. Sex is the last thing you wanna do on LSD

[David MacLuna @DavidMacLuna]

@EmoPhilips It knows the evil in the heart of men so it's understandable.