David Melmoth

[David Melmoth @DavidMelmoth]

#PelotonToWimbledon great to bump into these guys in York on Wednesday. Thanks for the tennis coaching and goodies. Good luck for the rest of the ride to Wimbledon - you’ll deserve the strawberries and cream when you arrive!

[SalfordOnline @SalfordOnline]

Can we crowdfund for a language tutor for @jjenas8 so he can pronounce #Salford properly? #FACup

[Louis Saha @louissaha]

Come on United

[David Melmoth @DavidMelmoth]

@hogblower #foolsgold

[David Melmoth @DavidMelmoth]

@hogblower please amaze me with tweets of significance and humour.

[David Melmoth @DavidMelmoth]

@thekoffeepot @DavidMelmoth excellent. Thanks.

[David Melmoth @DavidMelmoth]

@thekoffeepot what's you phone number? The one on your Facebook page is wrong.

[The Sun @TheSun]

Woman ‘pregnant’ with 12 baby squid after eating calamari http://t.co/XAaObXCU #CalamariMum