David Messer

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

This is FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[The Project @theprojecttv]

Comedian @bertkreischer delivers what could possibly be the loosest interview on #TheProjectTV. From period parties, to being banned from Instagram to bagging Steve Price - nothing is off limits!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

"That's the greatest linebacker ever in my eyes."

Gary Johnson had the opportunity to go to other teams. He chose to come to Kansas City because of Derrick Johnson. ⬇️

[JUCO Football Frenzy @JUCOFFrenzy]

Former (@conqfootball) JUCO LB @_GaryJohnson at @Chiefs Rookie Mini Camp @TexasFootball

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

This might be the best UFC video ever @TheoVon⁩ !!! https://t.co/PGf2hqSJrs

[ESPN @espn]

.@isaiahthomas had something to say about the Harden step-back video 🤣

[Rod Babcock @WecallhimROD]

did you Wal-Mart has sticks for sale? I checked it out thinking surely there has to be more to it than that - nope - it's just a f■king stick and it's five f■king bucks - seriously?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED. 😱

📺: CBS #NEvsMIA https://t.co/GGkat3FfPz

[Aaron Rodgers @AaronRodgers12]

Please take a minute to watch this and if you can, take a few seconds to retweet this using the #retweet4good
All the money goes to a great organization for the immediate needs and the recovery efforts for the #CampFireParadise
Thank you 🙏🏻 #ButteStrong #payitforward

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Some days are good and some are bad, yesterday we lost our Cat, "Dimmy" today we have a different situation........Thank you Savages for the journey........I owe it all to you Motherfuckers.......https://t.co/37gzmjK29w

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Thank you Tom! #imnot53

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Thank you for listening to JRE today........."The Degenerates" streams on Netflix tonight at Midnight..............Thank you....

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

#vegancat available for pre-order right now at https://t.co/kIu2N7K5Pl

[Elite Catching Institute @catching_elite]

YOU asked for it, YOU got it: THE GAUNTLET 2 is here. We’re talkin BALLS TO THE BACKSTOP with a runner on 3rd with some extra agility thrown in for maximum HIP EXPLOSIVENESS. Please note: the catcher here is on day 3 of his 2 week program and is not yet elite #EyewashU

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Holy shit this is funny

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Football in #SoberOctobert #SoberOctober - Mocktail of Canada Dry club soda and fresh squeeze grapefruit, garnish and add empty ashtray.

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

I’m proud to announce my first ever world tour...new hour of material - one night only. I am THE MACHINE! Tag a friend in the comments who you want to do a body shot with and come find me in your city!
#BodyShotsWorldTour

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

[UK Grime @ukgrime]

Greatest post fight interview EVER 😂
#UFC229
https://t.co/6iFJh8Qv7e

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

So, #soberoctober is a “thing” now, and I’ve been really looking forward to it. I don’t know how long the phrase has been around, but if it was a “thing” before I was unaware of it until… https://t.co/HHfFnxMrzx