David Milne

3rd of July 2024 was the 57th anniversary of me starting my career as a goldsmith/jeweller. Now retired.

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@jk_rowling Sleekit little bastard. 😠

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@ElizLanders Trundle, trundle, trundle, trundle. Not as exciting as he thought it would be?

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@theAliceRoberts spending Saturday catching up with Britains greatest cities. In particular your riveting attempt in a Glasgow shipyard. You missed, Alice. 😂
PS. My childhood was spent with the sound of dozens of riveters hammering constantly.

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@JeremyVineOn5 the latest on this is: The BBC has rejected incorrect White House criticism of its Gaza coverage, describing a claim it had taken down a story as "completely wrong". It’s the Whitehouse press officer who’s making up stories.

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@JeremyVineOn5 My retired neighbour used to mow his lawn at 8am on Saturday or Sunday.

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@RonChusid @EricIdle We’re any of the studies by Nora Var?

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@RealTimVine

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@GSpellchecker My brother and I have been using the same mechanic for nearly 40 years. Years ago I was quoted hundreds of pounds for replacing a part costing less than £4. The whole thing is about trust.

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@theAliceRoberts No! But I did take up riding.

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@MartinSLewis 🎶Because, you knows It’s all about the clicks bout the clicks no trouble 🎶

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@JeremyVineOn5 Sorry to burst your birthday bubble. You’ve been in your 60th year for the last 12 months. On Saturday, you will be in your 61st year. X #happybirthday

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@EricIdle People of a certain age, automatically know what you’re referencing when say “Hello there” in a Val Doonican style.

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@BBCBreaking As long as the arms don’t belong to any journalists.

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@sarajcox I was in the shower, when my wife came in and took my clothes off for a wash. She never searched the pockets. This was the aftermath.

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@JeremyVineOn5 @theJeremyVine I’m in Portugal for a wedding, everything was down. Electricity, phones and internet. We missing saying our final goodbyes to our Australian family because there was no way to contact them. We made the mistake of going out for the day. Shops closed, and no hot meals or coffee.

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@JeremyVineOn5 @michaeljswalker @zatzi @theJeremyVine They’re not going to Monaco because they don’t want to pay extra tax. They’re going there so that they don’t have to pay any tax.

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@StormHuntley Someone’s obviously got plenty of time on their hands. 😜

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@Mericamemed Or possibly Perthes disease.

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@JeremyVineOn5 That will be ok for some. It also catches quite a number of deaths before 70. eg. I’m the first male in my line to make it to 70 since 1820. Also 2 generations ago none of them made it to 65.

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@Humanists_UK It’s high time England and Wales caught up with Scotland and N Ireland and allowed humanist weddings.