David Milum

I'm a dude from Florida, I play games and music, I write, I draw, I laugh.

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@TheBubbaArmy Hey Bubba, thanks for shouting out Bucky and my dad!
-David Milum

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@sonia_dill5367 Who gave you a degree? Holy shit, man.

[Brittney @Brittbabi]

@sonia_dill5367 listen, Sonia. My town is underwater. go fuck yourself.

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@AnthonyCumia The irony of you calling anybody out for racism is staggering.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.

If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.

If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.

Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@elonmusk @elonmusk Imagine being so self absorbed you post a "cool" photo with your own quote. What a cunt.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

The Rays broadcasters tore into this fan who seemingly finished in last place in fantasy football.

"Probably came in last place and had to go as a clown to the ballgame. He looks very sad too."

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@BenningtonShow
Holy shit I haven't heard from Radio Shark in forever. That was hilarious!

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@elonmusk You're the dumbest smart person I've ever seen.

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@AnthonyCumia How do you feel about your boy becoming a felon on 34 counts?

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@MarkHamill Much love, Mark.
Thanks for showing us what real character is.

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@AnthonyCumia You're supposed to be funny. You could start telling jokes again TODAY.
You refuse to.

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@AnthonyCumia What does the FN stand for?

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@Nancy023922191 Yall need to have your heads examined. You look like fucking idiots

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@AnthonyCumia Is that like how you punched out of being funny?

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@AnthonyCumia @AnthonyCumia Go back to knocking tin.

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@AnthonyCumia @AnthonyCumia you're well passed being cancelled, man...

[Zacky V @Vengenz1]

Artificial Intelligence is cool and all but have you ever tried Natural Stupidity?

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@AnthonyCumia Bro shut up. 😒 you need to stop doom scrolling and just chill out for a bit. Twitter is turning you into a lunatic. BE MORE FUNNY

[David Milum @DavidMilum]

@AnthonyCumia @AnthonyCumia I think the problem with his character was the kidnapping and murder