David Mynot

Nurse

[DS @Pu55yman_Dan]

@bet365 Why they kicking off at 3am? Be pitch black by that time

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Snot Boogie and Cheese. The first and last on-screen deaths in #TheWire.

[DS @Pu55yman_Dan]

@Tgarratt10 Sorry but there’s nothing wrong with not wearing deodorant in public. I ran out of can last week and I don’t get paid until Friday to replace it. Bellend

[City Report @cityreport_]

Pep Guardiola: “I want to confess something, I have just one regret - I didn’t give Joe Hart a chance with me, to prove how good a keeper he was…”

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Comedy palate cleanser. Robert Jenrick about to grandstand but reminded of his defection from one party to another this year is gold. The timing. First line great. Second line superb but crowd not recovered from the first to fully appreciate it 😊

[Chaz 🫧 @chazwhu98]

Excited for Millwall away cos I’ll get stabbed and won’t have to support West Ham anymore

[DS @Pu55yman_Dan]

@AndyRobsonTips No it wasn’t they were all tugging each other off it happens at corners all the time

[Ross Kempsell @RossKempsell]

barely a day goes by when I don’t watch this

[DS @Pu55yman_Dan]

@SophieP25397 Bit pointless they can’t repair potholes you have to get a repairman to do that

[DS @Pu55yman_Dan]

@afcbournemouth Have you had a pencil case handed in at reception? Lost one outside your ground few weeks ago it fell out my bag

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

Trent Bridge, Nottingham circa 1893.

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

Today’s beautiful cricket ground is Clifton College

[TPTV Encore @TPTVEncore]

80s comedy/drama Honest, Decent & True starring Richard E Grant, Gary Oldman & Adrian Edmondson comes off of @TalkingPicsTV's Encore service tomorrow (Saturday) night. Visit https://t.co/epcnY14Oh2, 🔴Freeview82 or the Encore app to watch whilst you can!

[Why is Zak Crawley Playing? @Fan0fCrawley]

A well set Zak Crawley for you.

the worst dismissal a top order player can have

[David Mynot @DavidMynot]

Thanks for visiting my fundraising page. I’m going to be taking on the Swim 10k Challenge in May to help raise money for Cancer Research UK. Please show your support and help fund life-saving cancer research by donating to my page. https://t.co/MGXtLBFlXd

[DS @Pu55yman_Dan]

@hotd1ggitydog Most men do but I don’t and I’m not even looking for a shag just friends and chat

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Season 4 Ep1: Boys of Summer
Rewind to #TheWire 24th anniversary

“You earned that bump like a motherfucker, man. Keep that shit.” -Snoop

[TPTV Encore @TPTVEncore]

80s comedy/drama Honest, Decent & True starring Richard E Grant, Gary Oldman & Adrian Edmondson was @TalkingPicsTV Saturday night premier. Miss it? Catch up at their online cinema TPTV Encore. https://t.co/epcnY14Oh2, 🔴Freeview82 or the Encore app

[DS @Pu55yman_Dan]

@LCFC Am I allowed back in after getting kicked out on Tuesday for booting the toilet door down? I was just angry at relegation