Chuck Norris didn’t die.
Death just got tired of being roundhouse-kicked in the face every time it tried to collect.
After 87 years of unsuccessfully attempting to serve Chuck an eviction notice from the mortal plane, Death finally filed for early retirement, changed its name to “Natural Causes,” and moved to Florida where nobody would recognize it.
Chuck’s last words were reportedly:
“Fine. You win this round. But I’m still taking your scythe as a back-scratcher.”
Rest in power, beard. The universe is noticeably less roundhouse-kicked today.
Let’s see: NBC parts ways with you, a football analyst who won a Super Bowl as both a player and a head coach. But I bet they keep the 31 year old sideline host, who happens to be the son of the Football Night In America game color commentator. The same guy who was able to start his TV career at the network level at age 22 mostly because of his last name. Makes perfect sense in TV Land.
@TonyDungy 17 years and they inform you by phone. tony dungy was one of the last voices on NFL television who actually talked about football instead of performing hot takes for engagement. NBC is replacing substance with spectacle and calling it progress
I have been informed by NBC that I won’t be back with FNIA this fall and it has given me time to reflect and also to look ahead.
It’s disappointing news but I want to thank my NBC family for making the last 17 years so special. I’ll have lasting memories of my time there, especially with Rodney Harrison who has become a tremendous friend.
God has always directed me in these moments and while I’m not sure what the next step will be for me—whether it will be in football, in broadcasting, or getting more involved in church and community outreach —I know God has plans for my life and I can’t wait see them unfold. And I am reminded of one of my favorite verses in the Bible-Romans 8:28. “God works all things for His good for those who love the Lord.”
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I hope that all the union workers that will unfortunately get crushed with this hold their Union Leadership accountable for this. Their Union Dues were given to the people that killed their jobs, their futures, and their livelihoods.
Democrats are not for the American Worker!
The Senate just voted on my constitutional point of order.
45 Senators agreed that this sham of a “trial” is unconstitutional.
That is more than will be needed to acquit and to eventually end this partisan impeachment process.
This “trial” is dead on arrival in the Senate.
Back online after Twitter lock out for ~20 hours. @Twitter’s censorship should outrage every American. Not only did Twitter block me from posting, they BLOCKED YOU from the TRUTH.
Read my statement ⬇️
Yesterday @jack told @SenateCommerce that @Twitter doesn’t censor political views it doesn’t like. Hours later Twitter suspended the Customs and Border Commissioner for supporting a border wall. Twitter just can’t help itself. #StopTheCensorship
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