Dave ridgeon

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

Fat Dave for prime minister

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

@jaderg13 @Finnair Hi, I’m at the airport now and the 10:20 flight on the screen doesn’t say cancelled. The earlier flight does say cancelled. I have no idea what’s going on

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

Yo bojo when’s the self employed getting some sweet furlough moola @10DowningStreet

[Mark Hayes @northernpromise]

If unsure what the tiers mean are then read below :

Tier 1 - Pints
Tier 2 - Pints with chips
Tier 3 - No Pints

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

@PALACELONDON @Moschino @haroldrutter 👀

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

Just saw a man walking, carrying 3 bags of dog shit but no dog :\

[LADbible @ladbible]

Not being funny but these haircuts are getting out of hand now lads 😂😂

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

having to double flush is the most annoying thing ever

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

can someone please watch toy story 4 with me

ria is a bitch x

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

me right now

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

i just want to give my sisters dog an elbow drop from the top rope. stop barking u cunt

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

can i be drunk now plz

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

@Iiamsmith @chloeejermyn

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

chloe’s singing makes me want to jump off a bridge

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

Someone check me into rehab plz

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

@haroldrutter @flossmay 😡

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

Vance Joy getting me through the hangover

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

@chloeejermyn Bang me dan

[Dave ridgeon @DavidRidgeon2]

my mood for the weekend x