flossiecook

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

so no one was gonna tell me that walruses can whistle i just had to find this out on my own?

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@poppredictors 2020 is going to be a good night to go out to dinner with him and then go to pick up some stuff for ya guys and then I’ll come over and then go get home and then go get back to work on my way home love ya man ya ya man I wanna ya know ya ya know man

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@poppredictors 2020 is going to be on the road right away so I’ll just be home by five or tomorrow morning so if I can do something later tonight or whatever I wanna do you

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@esgalbraith -0% cuz you’d look so so sad

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Pop a berocca in the fish tank

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@gillinghamjoe Key holes are designed so when you’re drunk and need a piss the hole suddenly becomes a different shape to your key and only once you’ve pissed yourself the key hole reverts back to its key shape and the pissing door opens

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@coralcryaan PHAHA I just made an acc https://t.co/cDun0zFwgx

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@Iiamsmith Waawh prestigious much ! Deffo keen 🥶

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Looking for some First Great Western merch if anyone has any will pay big

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I love @bethjones799

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Anyone wanna 70 meter ruler? Going free tbh just don’t have the space got it parked up near Lidl, only taken it out for a few measurings but quite frankly the moorings costing more than the upkeep so wan off my hands before I have a few fisty cuffs with a few I don’t call mates

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Wish humans could germinate chocolate

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@haroldrutter Yeah might aswell ,, errm actually dunno if I will actually hmmm yeah maybe , actually wait no , yeah no deffo not , actually what the hell hes free innit what’s to loose , actually ..

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Anyone got anything free I can have?

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@coralcryaan Yeah alright, might aswell, if it’s deffo free

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@esgalbraith U were removed from my client register a long time ago

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Can’t believe what just happened , u think u can #trust some people then they stab u in the back with the very knife u use to #cut ur carrots with that I LENT u in good will, I’m in shock as well as in A&E might need to #moveaway for a bit just get #out of this hell hole

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Can’t wait to live on a ranch

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@Iiamsmith Cheers man

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btw what’s the date today?