Dave Woods

business-man | writer-man | funny-man

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

Remember ghost riding? Chicago is bringing it back! https://t.co/gxJRJAEtNM

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

No way... WE LANDED ON MARS! @NASAPersevere

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

I renege my previous low-budget commercial tweet. Michelob Ultra now wins with all their star knockoffs. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

That was a good one. C’mon, let’s grab a beer after that AB ad. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

Wow. Edward Scissorhand’s son driving a hands-free car. Pure genius. Def buying a Cadillac now. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

After all these years, I still don’t understand what Shaggy was just saying. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

Was the commercial created by all freelancers? Fiverr is pretty cleverr. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

I’ll join T-Mobile if I can be in the Travis Kelce and Team Mama family plan. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

Excellent! Uber Eats! Also supporting eating local. Party time! #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

With 5G, Samuel L. Jackson really is ageless. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

What about Lenny Kravitz makes him a good spokesman for Stella Artois? #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

This commercial is a metaphor for me waiting for these Paramount spots to be done. They’d better not also put us through the climb back down. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

I might actually go back and watch this JJ sandwich war. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

The traveling desks are such a great idea. Loved this iteration. I now know that I need to make it to 100 yo and move to NM. Thanks, TurboTax. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

Idk what E-Trade sells, but I’m buying some paint cans for my home gym. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

First time I’ve cried during a Super Bowl commercial. GD you, Toyota. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

Oatly wins for the most successful ad on the shortest budget. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

I’m pretty sure that was good, Rocket Mortgage. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

It’s gotta be hard to make lawn care funny. I’m green with envy, Scott’s. #SuperBowl #superbowlads

[Dave Woods @DavidTWoods]

Haha! Oh.... it’s sad to laugh about what a lemon shit storm 2020 was. Thanks for giving us lemonade, Bed Light Seltzer. #SuperBowl #superbowlads