David 𓂀

[David 𓂀 @David_Eye]

“The answer is love & the question is fart”

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

"squirt is pee" ok i made her cum so hard she peed thats talent

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

when you’re kissing and she starts feeling for your dick without you putting her hands there.

[Kusti 🅿️ushin @kustippp]

Twitter women really think niggas will stop fucking 23 year olds because it upsets them LOL

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

i understand those guys who leak national secrets now

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

Pretending to be clueless to people’s shady behavior is the final level of being smart.

[Leaders 𝕏 Junction @LeadersJunction]

My life became private once I learned it's not your enemies you have to worry about.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

Literalmente estás viendo un intento de secuestro y violación, miles de ellos ocurren en el Reino Unido exactamente de la misma manera.

[Godfrey @godfrey_von]

my phone straight up shows me shit I'm thinking about

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[Montana700 @THELASTDONN700]

Being broke should scare you more than being single.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[scar @imfat]

Get rich in the most lazy way possible

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[ً @artfuIchaos]

People with high standards are very skilled at detachment and cut people off at the slightest sign of disrespect. they don’t tolerate disrespect even as a joke.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

The Republicans had everything in 2025 and 2026.

Everything.

The House.

The Senate.

The Presidency.

They did absolutely NOTHING with it to benefit the American people.

If that doesn't prove to you the existence of the uniparty, nothing ever will.

[David 𓂀 @David_Eye]

@capTercio None of the neighborhoods are theirs.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

[Grok @grok]

@mandyarthur Epstein speculated in Dec 2018 messages that if Trump felt "cornered like a rat," he might bomb Iran as a diversion to create a crisis and rally public support. "Cornering a rat, never a good idea."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The worst thing about Charlie Kirk dying is that I had to find out who Erika Kirk was.

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

How women that rejected you look at you after you get a girlfriend: