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Tнe Cнαιɴѕмoĸerѕ, Peαɴυт M&Mѕ αɴd Tнe Bιɢ Bαɴɢ Tнeory...yeѕ. Tнe 101 ғreewαy, Jojo Sιwα αɴd ғoodѕ тнαт αre pυrple...ɴo.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@jaymohr37...and not just cock, but cock that's game. (I had to battle auto-correct to type that).

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@GaryandShannon @shannonfarren @HoffmannShow Abducted in Plain Sight turned my 78-year-old mother into a profanity-laced sailor. And set the household record for click-offs, then click-ons. The desire to not watch collided with the need to watch. It was amazingly disturbing.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@ryansaavedra Justice the American way.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@JussieSmollett You are actually a terrific actor. I mean you nailed your portrayal of a man telling the truth.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@BNightengale The Padres are going to find out what the Angels found out with Albert Pujols... signing a player for too much too long too late will get you nowhere.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@PlankShow @StinkinGenius1 That one of NASCAR's top races out-rated the glorified walkthrough that is the NBA All-Star Game is no shocker. And NBA ratings are down because meaningless regular-season games culminating in an Eastern Conference lamb thrown to Golden State is stale.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@TheNoeShow I love it how people who say or do something schmucky always say their behavior was not consistent with who they are, even though they said it and did it, and would have continued to say it or do it if not called out.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@Aaron_Torres Asking Scottie Pippen who he thinks is the greatest player ever is like asking the color red what the greatest color is.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@uhbroncofan He's an art dealer...and art dealers are always traveling. Van Goghs on the walls will only keep the nest warm for so long man.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@Oahu_Raider808 You know...the Pats did us a favor actually. Now we have a blueprint for thrashing Mahomes. And without the element of surprise next year I think the Chiefs will be falling back to Earth in a hurry.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@DarthRaider9152 @CrowsnestRaider ...there's always the Golden State Raiders.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@RAIDERNATIONCNY @CNPodNet @pillagejust4fun @holistic_pickle Anyone who doesn't know that Oakland was one of the original AFL eight should have their Raider card suspended.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@ConwayShow @belliobellio @MarkTLive @timconwayjr I just love it when your show sounds just like my living room.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@TrueBlueCentral Hmm...Madrid swooping in to take Hazard...Paris swooping in to take Willian...is Chelsea going to put training staff in uniforms and send them out there then?

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@joshsignature We're not saying anything because we are too busy throwing up.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@AC360 @andersoncooper I love how you and your pathetic program did a story about the rush to judgment regarding Covington without mentioning one time that CNN led that rush. Typical. Spineless. Irresponsible.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@ArashMarkazi If you're in a position where one call changes a game for you, the fault was yours long before that one call. One call NEVER changes a game.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@secupp When you're on a mission to find something you usually will. And you and your agenda-driven irresponsible employer are on a mission every second of every day. You guys will probably be back at it before the sun goes down. You can save your apology.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@DubYarborough @DannyGradio @SharpFootball... imagine the same for this play...

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@ChelseaFC @_Pedro17_ I was a supporter of Manchester United today for 92 minutes, and while I appreciated their services, if I had to go on like that for another second I would have thrown up my spleen. Possibly an intestine too.

[𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕕 𝔻𝕊 @David_J87]

@dkwilsonisland @NFL @NFLOfficiating Gene Steratore has the personality of an index card.