Codger

he/him

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

He is Not Manspreading he is Protecting His 3 Count Em Three Beverages

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[they killed baseball @corbasm3]

turn the tv on it doesn't matter what channel

[Codger @David_Keychain]

@SeanRossSapp Was in the building. The chants ran through a good chunk of the commercial break too

[flaviusvalens @flaviusvalens1]

First line of the Great American Novel:

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

1930s kid seeing these balloons and wishing Pikachu would be invented

[Codger @David_Keychain]

@TolarianCollege 👋

[Codger @David_Keychain]

@FadeAwayMedia Brains and Brons

[Codger @David_Keychain]

I kinda love that stranger things is like the biggest thing in the world for 6 weeks every 4 years. It's like an eclipse.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

2 years ago today, ‘STRANGER THINGS 4’ premiered on Netflix.

[Codger @David_Keychain]

A bio-pic in the style of the Social Network, Air, Blackberry, Tetris, etc. about the first guy to say "I don't do SPORTSBALL"

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy 305 Day, dallleeeee

[Codger @David_Keychain]

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Action Bronson is boy Taylor Swift.

[emily may @emilykmay]

the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?"

do men have someone like that?

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

Group chat has been talking like this for the last 24 hours

[Codger @David_Keychain]

@ProChara Is this in a vacuum or in context of s3 map design? I feel like Machine gets a lot out of s3's choke points

[Codger @David_Keychain]

They also tried to use a cat scan to lure him out

[Codger @David_Keychain]

@woketopus Downeastern Alexa is a double purist boat banger

[Codger @David_Keychain]

Crying in the club

[Codger @David_Keychain]

At the stage of grief where you dress up real nice and work through some stuff at a Cracker Barrel