dave maney

soba noodle enthusiast, basketball nerd, occasional writer... he/him on the unceded land of the Woi Worrung

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

@alisoncroggon Skating backwards into an uncertain future

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

Forever sending this clip to people I talked to at the bar the night before

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

not nearly enough people talking about ska

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

@Tara_Calaby @text_publishing Amazing! Can't wait to read it <3

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

@grillzoid YEEEEEW!

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

@stuwillis Just the hair. LeBron James recommends “contrast showers” but I’m just into LOOKING healthy not BEING healthy

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

There is a lot of bullshit on the internet but the article that told me to only wash my hair in cold water has changed my life. No shampoo, no conditioner, no product, no problem. Immaculate curls till this world burns to the ground

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

Post-lockdown situation:
Meeting people in-person that you've muted online.

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

When immersion leads to intuitive reading of kanji @RefoldLa Graduation, indeed!

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

Pig.
Nic Cage.
Truffle hunter.
Troubled Past.

[Nick Feik @NickFeik]

Treasury secretary admits in #estimates that Treasury hasn't done any modelling on the economic costs or benefits of net zero by 2050, or indeed any modelling of climate change-related impacts on the Australian economy. None at all, in the past several years.

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

For those wondering what the tone of the quote is

[Laura Tingle @latingle]

"The plan is based on our existing policies"

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

So angry about everything I set up a burner account. That'll show em

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

@WhoIsBeauWindon @Writers_Vic Congrats, Beau!

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

Every day I enter Million Door Vax and meditate for 10 minutes on what winning a million $$$ could do. Capital meets enlightenment

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

I have written many poems about vacuum cleaners. None of them are love poems

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

Can’t see my bruised ribs?
Sign up to hear my groans

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

@Olivia_A_Muscat Good luck 🤞

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

As we come back together, post-lockdown, remember that the collective noun for bears is: a sleuth of bears. But can also be: a sloth of bears. Which one are you going to be? Sleuth or sloth?

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

I'm rollerblading down my street, completely naked except for all my protective gear and all the bruises, cuts and grazes around my protective gear.

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

I'm not ready. There are still so many things I wanted to do in lockdown

[dave maney @DavidjManey]

@Tara_Calaby Send the research my way. I'm willing to parse the gas