David Long

[David Long @Davidlong182]

@k_khadine @JessWildes i don't mind nuts in my chocolate, jess is just being a dick head.

[NME @NME]

Carl Barat talks auditioning fans to be in his new band and his "American punk" next album http://t.co/DSRiv8kZdt

[David Long @Davidlong182]

Just posted a photo @ Kampot province http://t.co/IYSAtSjYIr

[David Long @Davidlong182]

Just posted a photo @ Kampot province http://t.co/JOD0Ncs6lD

[David Long @Davidlong182]

Sapa @ Sapa, Vietnam http://t.co/L3zsFMcuG5

[David Long @Davidlong182]

Vietnam no filters needed. @ Cat Ba Island http://t.co/g8J1V1kHQt

[South Park @SouthPark]

"No it's MY damn garden and I'm sick of you kids dressin' up and having talks of betrayal in it!" #BetrayalGarden #SouthPark

[David Long @Davidlong182]

@SnaggyJake I saw these footballers with boobs whoever does this is fucked up, Brendan Rodgers my personal fav.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

You're all a bunch of Christmas cunts.

[Buggerlugs @TopTopPundit]

The real victim here is whoever AVB had in the Secret Santa.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

AVB WBA

[David Long @Davidlong182]

@SnaggyJake @JessWildes just got too laos, all. Get from you when I'm there is shut up Dave! When I'm home you'll get just as sick of me.

[NME @NME]

This is cool: Legendary rock stars wearing band t-shirts... from the future: http://t.co/lkraum6fSf

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

RECREATE that freeform jazz experience by throwing a squeaky toy into a tumble dryer, then stroking your chin & nodding. (via @NickMotown)

[David Long @Davidlong182]

The White Stripes - Ball and Biscuit. Just gonna leave this here http://t.co/PVR1CdxKIf

[David Long @Davidlong182]

"@GetItOnVinyl: Han Solo would be proud! http://t.co/OqB6wV90WF http://t.co/LgTUhyTsko" @SnaggyJake should of got this

[Sarah Hayes @SarahHolt1]

Sister just got photobombed by David Moyes...

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Scum

[NME News @NMENewsFeed]

Final two 'Breaking Bad' episodes will be longer than normal http://t.co/SO6lc0kE53

[Wikiballs @Wikiballs]

George Michael once had a Spanish boyfriend called Carlos Whisper. (via @timcore)