Dave Alexander 🇹🇩

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[Dave Alexander 🇹🇩 @DavisGonzo1997]

Of the events that define each generation (COVID for Gen Z; 9/11 for Millenials etc.), the Challenger Explosion is kind of soft

[Dave Alexander 🇹🇩 @DavisGonzo1997]

It’s low key fun to doom scroll. Thinking of making this a bigger hobby

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A lot of European colonial names for the Americas are stupid (cough cough Virginia for the Virgin Queen? Come on) but you have to admit they cooked with Amazon. That forest is for sure Amazonian

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@whotfisjovana Dog

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It’s crazy how Americans are the only ones to have true fun in college. The trade off is we make twice as much money out of school.

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@T_Young_18 Is that a lock!?

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@startingfromnix Another day, another person rediscovering Kierkegaard accidentally. The Dane lives one!

[Dave Alexander 🇹🇩 @DavisGonzo1997]

@my_purchases Maybe she wasn’t feeling well that day

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If I’m killed by a car hitting me on a warm NYC summer night while on a white Citi bike, noise cancelling AirPods on full blast, do not mourn for I died doing what I love

[Dave Alexander 🇹🇩 @DavisGonzo1997]

Friday the 13th really fell off

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I love when basketball announcers say “coast to coast” reminding the viewer of the geographical power of the American project

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The smaller the town, the larger the American flag over the used car dealership

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No worse feeling when someone you think is an idiot uses a word you don’t know

[Dave Alexander 🇹🇩 @DavisGonzo1997]

Got a date with a girl from Italy next week. Continuing my streak of exclusively dating POC's.

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Really hoping the Olympics can be a pallet cleanser for me, however if we don’t win basketball that may be my life

[Dave Alexander 🇹🇩 @DavisGonzo1997]

Even Hinge is auto completing messages now. Is our rizz that predictable (or existent?)

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Love how ED for girls means eating disorder and ED for men means erectile dysfunction.

We’re equal but distinct. We each get something

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Love how descriptive the name Whooping Cough is

I know someone coughs from their GUTS with that thang

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No one has normal pinky toes. Everyone’s pinky toes are fucked up in their own unique, arguably beautiful way

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The legs are easiest to dry. 1 maybe two swipes with the towel, I’m done.

The middle back, that’s a different story