BREAKING: NTSA has released guidelines on how owners of vehicles over 4 years old will comply with the new annual vehicle inspections.
This affects millions of motorists, so kindly share this thread.
1. Inspection fees
Motorcycles
KSh 200 booking fee
KSh 200 inspection fee
Private cars, commercial vehicles and trailers
KSh 1,000 booking fee
KSh 1,000 inspection fee
2. Booking
Once you book, you will be given a date to present your vehicle for inspection.
3. If your vehicle passes
You will receive an inspection report.
An inspection sticker will be placed on your vehicle.
4. If your vehicle fails
You will be given 14 days to fix the defects identified during the inspection.
You will then return for a re-inspection without paying the booking or inspection fee again.
Many Kenyans will view this as an additional annual cost of owning a vehicle, as motorists will now have to pay inspection-related charges each year.
This affects millions of vehicle owners, so kindly share this information to help others stay informed.
Good morning,
It is FRIDAY,
Wake up.
Friday is not the time to slow down.
It is time to complete what you started on Monday.
Consistency means finishing the race with the same intensity you started.
Get up,
Get out,
Give today your best.
#FoodFriday
🚨 JUST IN: KRA has officially changed the deadlines for filing annual tax returns in Kenya.
Millions of Kenyans will now have different filing dates depending on their tax status.
📌 New deadlines:
• Nil Returns (no taxable income): By January 31
• Salaried employees (PAYE only): By April 30. Most returns will be pre-filled on iTax - simply verify and submit.
• Businesses & taxpayers with other income (side hustles, consultancy, rental income, etc.): June 30 remains the deadline.
This replaces the old system, where almost everyone filed by June 30.
Please read, save, and share so your family and friends don't miss the new deadlines and end up paying unnecessary penalties. Adios.
Men,
A man who overcomes lust, gluttony and greed has solved 90% of his problems.
A man's first battle is self-betrayal,
A man's first victory is self-restraint.
The man who can govern himself has the power to command success.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
I have warned you countless times.
A woman above 24 years is old and not for marriage.
Listen keenly, this will save your life.
#MasculinitySaturday
Women should know that,
Submission is not silence.
Neither is it slavery nor servitude.
Submission is the wisdom to understand structure.
A home with two captains and no first mate does not sail anywhere.
It will drift and collapse.
Order in a home requires hierarchy.
Hierarchy requires the MAN to lead and the woman to support the lead.
This is not weakness at all, but rather the architecture of the family institution.
The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!
Men,
Don't be fascinated by those who show their flashy lifestyle,
• Expensive wear
• High-end vehicles
• Elegant apartments
Most of them are homosexuals, drug peddlers & criminals.
Fake richness is noisy,
Genuine wealth is calm.
Walk your race.
#MasculinitySaturday
I want every Kenyan seeing this to tweet:
REJECT FUEL PRICES.
REJECT FUEL PRICES
Don’t stay silent while the cost of food, transport and electricity is being pushed beyond reach.
A Sh46 diesel increase will hurt every family in Kenya.
My followers,
Good Morning.
It is MONDAY!
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
— Marcus Aurelius
#ManDay
I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road.
Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me.
I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy.
The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.”
I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point?
Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.”
Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie.
Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life.
I got to the gate completely out of breath.
The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.”
People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead.
I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.
Men,
Monthly reminder:
Stay away from another man's wife,
— whether she is as beautiful as a zebra
— whether she is having marital issues
— whether she appears seductive
Keep off.
You will be killed, and we shall use you as an example.
#MasculinitySaturday
This plant is called the Moroccan Mint, also known as Mentha spicata.
I have planted it in my flower bed even though it grows wildly.
The leaves have a powerful stinging mint flavour that leaves your mouth with a minty taste and fresh breath.
The plant is medicinal especially in the treatment of mouth sores, sore throat, bad breath, and gum bleeding.
The poultry also love pecking these leaves, especially when they suffer from a common cold, and in 3 days, they are up and about.
It is amazing how nature gave us everything.
Avoid mouthwash and fluoride.
#BetterTogether