alphaguy6.9

wild card

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

sorry that it took so long to get back to you

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

@SamAsItEverWas probably to deal with highly skilled local crime rings like the ‘vulgar vandals’

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

@SamEndicott i find it hard to believe that your voice doesn’t come off drenched in sarcasm

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

@SamEndicott “yeah hi dan i just wanted to say i didn’t think those boys played nasty enough in the trenches. let me know your thoughts. i’ll take my answer off the air thanks dan” - bernie..probably

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

the best part about listening to NPR is telling people that you listen to NPR

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

i love @TSA because they will take my toothpaste if it’s an ounce over size, but they have no problem allowing people with “tactical pens” through security...

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

NPR is cool because you can learn about international econ relations one minute then some guy tries to argue the benefit of shower beers the next

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

Me: Wait until I get those pants off you

Her: Ooooo they’re off. Not what’re you gonna do

Me:

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

this is actually about his 3rd attempt at financial accounting

[Cato @CalebCato]

They doubted us. Their mistake.

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

@SamEndicott me walking up to give ya a knuckle sandwich for calling me a poser

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

@Nick_Korff wait so you’re telling me that... no. it can’t be. all these years the five knuckle shuffle tomb stone pile driver... fake 😰

[Abby Burke @abbyburke123]

It’s spooky szn

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

@SamEndicott shut up skinny nerd

[alphaguy6.9 @Davisfro]

@SamEndicott at least i don’t have a degree in being a skinny loser

[karl anthony townes van zandt @SamAsItEverWas]

Happy Election Day! Don’t forget to do your civic duty by driving undocumented MS-13 gang members to vote at least 3 times today!