Blooregard Queer Kazoo

where my lil tree frog FYBIHYD

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

Y’all ever had a seltzer spit into your ear? Yeah me either

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

Sometimes when I go to these concerts alone I think”what if I met the loml here” bc you can’t tell me that wouldn’t be fuckin sick

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

@billy__brown__ Live version where you cry in public

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@billy__brown__ Are y’all living in a different universe than me bc it’s always 5 over here

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

I don’t understand Christian rock, like why we throwin our lil rockers up while you scream ab resurrection? #WWJD

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

I feel like I’m late to the party but my new celebrity crush is @reneerapp I think I just fell in love w her

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@BJEvanoff Okay but like do it/document it then once you leave that job who’s gonna stop ya

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

You know how people are mic’d up at practice for whatever sport they’re in. Well hear me out, we need to start hiding a mic on bartenders/servers bc I feel like that would be comedy gold

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

Idc what anyone says but the vibes at a local tattoo shop are and always will be top tier, especially an stl shop

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

I wasn’t on doubloon TikTok until 30 minutes ago and I’ve been robbed four times already, this is an outrage and I’m contacting the authorities

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

I’m rewatching season one of OITNB and idc what anyone says, that season was iconic. Also, you’re telling me I was so invested in this show when I thought I was straight? Girly bffr

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

CrossFit is a cult and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

Growing up is realizing Helpless is the best song from Hamilton

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

My toxic trait is that I love scary movies but I’m also a big weenie hut jr so i have to close my eyes during all the scary parts

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

“You’re so strong and I envy you bc I could’ve never gone through everything you’ve been through in your life” needed that but also gonna make me cry in the club 🥲

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

@BrittanyGrayso2 Tbh it be a lil overrated

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My upstairs neighbors fr have no business stomping around getting ready for work at 6am. Don’t they understand this be my bed time

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i’m 17, my knee 41, my shoulders 54, my back turns 72 tomorrow

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

Sometimes I wonder how I’m single then I sit back and look at myself laying bed eating goldfish & watching anime at 4am. Yup that’ll do it

[Blooregard Queer Kazoo @Davislbro]

Absolutely wild to me that a year ago I was at fast Eddie’s for a 21st bday….