@Larchwood20 They're professional eisegetes, heirs to Russell’s old game of creatively bending, amending and leveraging the bible’s perceived authority to their own ends, & true corporate masters at trying to stealth 'whack-a-mole’ away the indelible errors of their troublesome back history.
@millstone_rsrch ...Visits to his spiritual toilet have thus increased exponentially (as evidenced by global warming) and have so far set his Armageddon program back well over 120 God Minutes (= 83 years and 3 days!)." *Src: https://t.co/E9bci9WWTT
@millstone_rsrch "God has irratable bowel. Brought on by the constant stress of what a fool he's going to look like in front of his angels if Satan is proven right and mankind can indeed rule itself.
His repeated attempts to sabotage Satan's thesis keep failing and things are getting desperate...
@Larchwood20 WT T&C's in court = WE will interpret the Bible, and YOU are NOT allowed to question our interpretations. + if there is anything else we decide you are not entitled to know about then we can and will righteously lie and obfuscate about it ('Spiritual Warfare') without shame.
@Larchwood20 Great thread! So JW's are essentially like the 'customers' hierarchically, sort of like football fans feeling like part of the team when then buy a season ticket and wear the shirt.
It's just like the Freemasons - bottom tier of the pyramid know nothing.
@Larchwood20 My parents local KH was sold this month - the one they helped to build with their own hands (and doubtless contributions) 30 years or so ago.
It'd be interesting to know the stats on how many are built in relation to how many are sold year after year 'Global KH Turnover'.
@GrahamHumphrey8 Awesome!!! Been really looking forward to this release after getting the little promo booklet at last years Horrorcon. Will pre-order it now!
@Larchwood20 That's rich! "The record of history which some religions would like to be forgotten...". Hypocrites. The JW's history (via thier ever 'lightening' website/car showroom/single JW-kosher source) is a biasedly curated, post-edited, or entirely omitted series of past embarrassments.
@millstone_rsrch That last line says it all (especially at 0.25 speed). Who's he trying to convince (Himself?). Was that a micro-expression post-overemphasis? (look away, gulp, glassy eyed stare). This guy's walking talking sunk-cost fallacy.
@Larchwood20 Go Mormons! Standing firm against the temptation of pretending to be a legitimate charity in order to suckle at the teat of Satan's evil system!