David Morrison

[The Bread @FermentDC]

To win today’s bread, simply retweet. That’s it! 😉🍞

A random winner will be selected at 2pm.

Delivery will be later this afternoon. Winner must be located in/near downtown DC. 🚲

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Nationals fans have no chill 😂😂😂

[David Morrison @DaxMorrison]

@Fejfar4 Truly iconic bird

[David Morrison @DaxMorrison]

@Fejfar4 Lol Shannon

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

You wanna throw a MoonPie at my face I say go for it buddy that’s where I was gonna put it anyway

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

RT if you think this was a catch and a touchdown...

[Kc Noel 🌴 @fivefortysixx]

In case y’all were wondering why I quit the carwash

[David Morrison @DaxMorrison]

@Fejfar4 How about that sweet blocked FG and return for a TD you had?

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

WHEN i WAS A FRESHMAN iN HiGH SCHOOL i iNViTED 4 GiRLS OVER FOR NACHOS, WHEN THE HOTTEST GiRL HESiTATED TO COME OVER i CANCELED NACHO NiGHT https://t.co/FBfc9fQ6nG

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

"My daddy Pennsylvania,
momma from Pennsylvania,
You mix that Pennsyl with a Vania I am from Pennylvaniaaaa"

[David Morrison @DaxMorrison]

Can't trust people who don't eat pizza crust

[David Morrison @DaxMorrison]

Crinkle cut is the worst form of French fry don't @ me

[David Morrison @DaxMorrison]

@Fejfar4 *30 mintutes of train whistles*
This is not what I thought it was

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

HOW DOES ONE DENY DINOSAURS YET ACCEPT WHALES

[David Morrison @DaxMorrison]

Part of me feels like all cheese tastes the same #cantfoolme

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[David Morrison @DaxMorrison]

80% sure there's a bat in my room #Bat #Concerned #SaturdaysAreForTheBoys

[David Morrison @DaxMorrison]

I totally envy babies for being able to scream in public out of frustration