Patrick

Tweets once every 7 months or so

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour]

gay guy in my beach carpool just referred to chappel roan’s Hot to Go as “the she/they YMCA”

[Space @Spaceispawsome]

how it feels talking to ur friend abt smth u like and they don't give a fuck

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

This entire wizard council meeting could have been a sending stone

[Krypz @KrypzYT]

Void Battery Titan!
Credit to Cloudless from my Discord!

Follow for more Destiny 2 Fashion!

[turbomander @turbomander]

*necromancer having a bad day watching his skeleton army*
necromancer: faster, you useless piles of bones! move faster!
his second in command general skeletrex: sorry boss, but these here infernal machines weight a skelly-ton!
necromancer: *smiles* i needed that today, skeletrex

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The only game the New York Knicks lost in the NBA Finals was the game Donald Trump attended

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

The Statue of Liberty is missing following the Knicks championship in New York City.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

You say you'd kill baby Hitler, and yet you root against Sebulba. Interesting.

[Jay 🗡️ @Youzansenn]

Talking to your coworker about video games when you’re not a gun and ball gamer feels like a humiliation ritual

[Zoe (witcher 3 era 🧔🏼‍♀️🦄👩🏻⚔️👹🏹) @BiigZoe]

Playing The Witcher 3 and smelling lilac and gooseberries when I see Yennefer of Vengerburg and getting so turned on I pass out

[Vih ⴵ @wandapeitao]

"Preciso de cura"

Enquanto isso na backline:

[lissy @rylandsgrace]

👀

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u