Joshua Caudle

Live every day as if it were your last because someday you're going to be right - Muhammad Ali.

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Scotland was all-in on the Spain win over England tonight in the Euro Final!

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My Spanish is getting pretty good by watching the World Cup on Telemundo. But only as it pertains to phrases used during a football match. So... still not great.

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@dc_mma DC just proved he has all the integrity of a Jon Jones by not just standing on the truth but instead folding to pressure. I guess the sport's integrity isn't as important to him as he says it is.

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@therealroseanne Rosie is just projecting because, to her shame, she used to put Tom Arnold's meat in her mouth regularly. That's much more embarrassing.

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@Ihartitz I think there's a pill for that.

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@FF_Guitarist Ok, I'll definitely bite. I imagine he's 6 or 7 for me. Who does he fall behind for you?

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Comparing this year's ACL Festival lineup with the peak in 2014 shows how far this festival has fallen. I would happily support some competition from an alternative music festival in Austin.

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The 2026 NFL Draft is proving again that the draft prognosticators have no idea what they are talking about.

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These commercial breaks are longer than the actual matches at Wrestlemania. I feel terrible for the fans at the live show who paid so much for so little. I could see this as the tipping point between WWE and AEW.

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Tiger Woods should probably just stay away from cars altogether. And women with golf clubs.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Florida, per the Martin County Sheriff’s office.

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The only acceptable time to use AI? When your friend uses it to make you a birthday card featuring @elkmating and @Owen_Egerton because they know Master Pancake is your thing.

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@KyleBrandt His teenage daughter was just at my friend's house for her daughter's birthday last week. I can't imagine losing your dad at that age. Thoughts go out to his family. Cancer fucking sucks.

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Next year's Super Bowl is on Valentine's Day. My friends in relationships are going to have some difficult choices to make...

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@Vad_0212 You're Latin American but your X handle is in Russian? Get the fuck on. Bye bitch.

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How can you hate Bad Bunny? I don't understand more than a few words but this Super Bowl performance is all about joy and love. So much fun!

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Does the Dallas Mavericks trading away an injured (for the 100th time) Anthony Davis for 50 cents on the dollar officially cement Nico Harrison as the worst GM in NBA history? I know he didn't pull the trigger on this most recent trade, but he created necessity.

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I'm so disinterested in seeing the new Melania "movie" that I don't even want to see @MasterPancake riff it.

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@DP_NFL This "braintrust" just took shots at Coleman and lowered his trade value in order to try and make an old man (Beane) look better. Both these guys are weasels.

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My dad used to say, "Looking good is a one man job, don't stab someone in the back to make yourself look better."

Terry Pegula and Brandon Beane were the types of slimy weasels he was trying to keep me from becoming with that statement.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Wow. #Bills owner Terry Pegula says the coaching staff pushed to draft WR Keon Coleman and that was never GM Brandon Beane's top choice in that situation.

"That was Brandon being a team player. ... He's taken heat over it. I'm here to tell you the true story."

Wowza. I've never seen anything like this before... Coleman is still on the roster BTW.

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This is one of the main reasons I stay disengaged from the MLB. The teams with more bankroll hoard talent, leading to a lack of parity, makes for an unentertaining watch. Until they change things I, and so many others, will stay away.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

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Mike McDaniel at the end of season meeting with Dolphins owner Stephen Ross.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Dolphins fired head coach Mike McDaniel.

Dolphins owner Stephen Ross met with McDaniel this week to discuss the season. After that meeting and reflection, Ross decided to move on.