Mommin’ All Day Every Day

🌻Wife/Mom keeping three tiny humans alive & entertained while also seeking a title as domestic goddess & looking for side hustles to support my @Target habit🌻

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Just geared up to kill a HUGE spider.

Doubled paper towel & everything!

Slowly made my approach expecting it to run at me forcing me to exit the house w/the kids fearing for our lives.

Then got a closer look at the super scary...

balled up piece of thread
Yep terrifying

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Elf on the shelf back in action! I’ve been MIA but wanted to share what our elves Anna and Zack have been up to. Happy Holidays to all and I hope this brings some joy! Check out our YouTube channel for more elf shenanigans!
https://t.co/9n4yel7DQ8
https://t.co/NuwhQFhfWK

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@AndyJokedAgain @TwinzerDad @daddysdigest ShaunDSmith80

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@TwinzerDad @daddysdigest Thank you for sharing this too.
We greatly appreciate those of you who have been so supportive!

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@h0tmessmama We save money that way.

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Some nights we play with homemade dyed rice sensory bins while I make a dinner everyone will eat together at the table,

And other nights my kids eat pizza while I hide in a cupboard drinking Moscow mules and scrolling Twitter.

Because #parenting is all about balance.

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@DaddyGrownup Sorry my reply didn’t come through with the tweet
But they all 3 love each other so much!!! And I love seeing them play and bond.
My vote is that you go for it!!!
My answer will always be...What’s one more?!?!?!

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@DaddyGrownup https://t.co/UNHpq7EcK0

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Life with 2 year old twins:

Me: oh my goodness you guys! I didn’t think it was possible for you two to make this much of a mess!!!
Well at least it couldn’t be any worse...

Boy twin to Girl twin: Here hold my sippy cup

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@of_ramblings Exactly w/ the fricken’ porn accounts. I see all my lady parts daily & pretty much see my husbands daily too so I’m good! 😂
Oh the many blocks.
it’s sad b/c we all spend the time blocking instead of being able to follow back good ones

I ♥️ pineapple on pizza

Happy 3K Blue!

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@BunAndLeggings Exactly

[It’s Simply Aimee @itssimplyaimee]

Be with someone that calls you beautiful like it’s your name.

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@of_ramblings Haha!!! All I could think of was Tom Hanks in Big saying “I get top bunk” but I couldn’t find a gif for that so here is this one. 🤣

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@h0tmessmama @WendydarlingT I gotcha. My dad is back in the hospital and I am sick. I think my husband feels somewhat bad about not giving me a card and wanted to go to dinner with a gift card he got to one of his favorite places. But it’s not looking like that is not happening of course. Hugs your way!

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@tomkennerley3 @patonlorraine @sfierymountain @AuthorAimeeAsh @CZablockis @DougRomigWriter @JacquelineBach @Amhargrove1 @JannaShay @NikkiTSummers @vscotttheauthor @TracyJamesJones @ShewandaP @kelizmccoy @Kryzazy @Lhlodder @LenaLoves6 @KATabcdef @MomMask @WCrayons

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@h0tmessmama @WendydarlingT Womp womp womp. Yep I gotcha. I’m not even sure why I was hoping for a card. You would think I would be used to it by now.
Oh you should totally plan something you want to do! Like a girls night out!

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@Julialesley Oh nooooo

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Life with 2 year old twins:

Me: oh my goodness you guys! I didn’t think it was possible for you two to make this much of a mess!!!
Well at least it couldn’t be any worse...

Boy twin to Girl twin: Here hold my sippy cup

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@inthiscoldworld Haha! I could never!
Rough day here too.
Well rough 2018/2019 period.
I will however make every attempt to make you laugh!

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@inthiscoldworld Had to do it...
Love this part
Well and the “Who glued these quarters down” part

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@Julialesley 🤔 encouraging exercise???
Haha that’s funny now but I’m sure it was terrifying in the moment!

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@WendydarlingT But my husband did tell me Happy Valentine’s Day through text message this morning so it’s a close call really...
🤣 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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@WendydarlingT This one guy back in high school sang some Bob Dylan songs to me while playing his mandolin. It was pretty awesome.