Simpler Times

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

@Georgeadelphia no one likes this crap. there isn't a subset of people clambering for more AI slop graphics but they'll keep shoving it in our faces.

in 2026 the behavior of most businesses is entirely divorced from their customers' desires

[claire @floppatakes]

Ha! You're absolutely right. There *is* a 737 waiting to take off on Runway 19. 🛫 I probably shouldn't have cleared AA5404 to land there. 😳 I'm here if you need any tips and tricks for handling mass casualty incidents. 🚒🚑✨

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

Maybe you have some bird ideas
Maybe that's the best you can do

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

@jonathanmaze their food went down in quality due to cost-cutting. the new shredded lettuce is wretched.

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

if AI is so smart why does it write like that no matter how much you train it not to

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

in these dark days, we need a reason to keep going

@Snapple you could be the hero we need, bring these back, metal bottles and all

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a product and they discontinued it?

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

@micholusu bro I use it every day on my computer hooked up to a TV, it's very convenient.

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

@owenbroadcast when I think about conversations I've had with my friends while playing games, I can remember the situation we were in at the time, it's almost like remembering a dream because there is a fictional geography attached to the memory

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

real AF

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

applying for jobs on linkedin

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@FischerKing64 my "retirement" plan is to wander into the woods during the winter and freeze to death.

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

adult: why do i feel like crap? did i get enough sleep? did i drink enough water? did i take my vitamins? did i exercise some but not too much? did i eat too much fried food? did i...

kid: all i had today was a fistful of gummy worms and some koolaid and i could run a marathon

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

it sucks that when you dont do 500 little annoying tasks every single day your heath deteriorates but it doesnt just kill you one day it makes everything more painful and difficult and forces you to do even more difficult more annoying tasks

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

@Robkearney1981 this was the end of the USA.
party's over.
everything after is just coasting on momentum and looting as much as possible before the lights go out for the last time

[GamesNosh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @GamesNosh]

Hey everyone, I fixed the original Super Mario Bros.

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

if this was my only exposure to video games, I would never touch the hobby again. just watching this is depressing. soulless disposable cookie cutter garbage.

[Academia dos Gamers Oficial @academiadgamers]

Em Marvel's Wolverine, se você não apertar o botão durante o QTE, você não falha: o jogo "aperta" por você.

[Steve Mayles @WinkySteve]

Don't get too excited guys, there wasn't much to do! Still looks amazing though! Pretty sure we used early motion capture for the animation here btw.

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

@Bonnymama7 I think youtubers, especially cooking youtubers, do stuff wrong on purpose for engagement bait

[varrock @varrock]

2005: Turn on console. Turn on TV.

2026: Turn on console. Turn on TV. Wait for boot animation. Exit out of the "Smart TV apps" menu. Switch to HDMI input 2. 3 seconds later it switches back to Smart TV apps. Wait for it to load again. Press left 15 times to select HDMI 2 again.

[Simpler Times @DayRember]

@CS11__ I just 100%'d it a couple weeks ago. I wouldn't recommend doing that, the off road side activities are extremely unfun.