David

Befuddled

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@floboflo This is worrying, his quack theories are wandering into eugenics territory

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@NoContextBrits That’s junior bake off knackered then

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@gullssinceaboy A brace of cunts

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@TSB I’m currently working a 12 hour shift for the NHS, I get a lunch break at 1pm. Would it be a terrible trouble if you were to pay me, I can’t afford my lunch.

[David @Dayervideo]

@EddieClarkson @TSB All I need is a timescale

[David @Dayervideo]

@TSB Do you have a timescale for bags payments being fixed yet? I still haven’t been paid and I’m receiving texts from you to say I’m overdrawn. I hope any charges will be waived.

[David @Dayervideo]

@TSB Hi, at the risk of sounding rude, I’m aware the payment hasn’t gone into my account, that’s why I’m here. All I would like to know is if you have an anticipated time for a fix. I may need to contact people who are due payments.

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@WorldByWolf Oh the irony!

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@sunderland_cc None of your phone numbers are working

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@Reverend_Makers You’re very late to the party. Were you having a meal, a succulent Chinese meal?

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@Mr_Stuey My Dad painted the picture on the front cover.

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@DrJaninaRamirez I saw this in a play once. A Welsh comedian walks on stage I’ve come from by there to come by ‘ere, but I’m not a tapestry.

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@romankemp One label is asking for Siemens

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My computer chair casts a distinctive shadow. #shadow #knob

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Check your sheds https://t.co/rVDTkKnFLA

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The Tories, taking us back to 1597
#tories #inflation

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I strongly believe that Betty Boo did ‘The do’ better than any of the doers you see these days. #bettyboo #doingthedo

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@MWGoneFishing What was the instrumental guitar track on the episode tonight ? I have it and it is driving me crazy trying to remember ! Help!

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@RevRichardColes It took me a minute.

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There’s no lingonberry jam in Ikea! There’s no lingonberry jam in Ikea!!